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[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@BCDreyer Seeing “Doubt” was like living my Catholic school nightmare all over again. Seeing the habit of the good Sisters of Charity was an anxiety trigger. It was as authentic as could be.

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@HalleQuezada @ChicagoParks I was at the beach and saw a CPD officer run down the breakwater with a life ring. They tried. I also watched CFD pull the body from the lake and take him out in a body bag. If there had been a ring on the breakwater the story might have been different.

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@BCDreyer You’re neglecting all the Gene Kelly musicals which are fabulous. Singin in the rain, the pirate & American in Paris. The dancing is much better than the music, usually.

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@roywoodjr I was wondering the same thing recently

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@wildethingy Ask it.

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@JLPtalk No everyone is a hero. George Floyd was all those things. The criminal justice system is punishing an evil man for murdering an imperfect human being because he thought he could. But it turns out he couldn’t. That’s it.

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@Lesdoggg Yes, I’d listen to you!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Black votes are so powerful that the entire Republican party is creating bullshit laws to erase them.

We can't go back to Jim Crow.

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@Marmel Wannabes playing soldier

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@SenJohnKennedy You are such a shameful propagandist. Shame on you.

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@StephenAtHome Well deserved!

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@BCDreyer Yes. And squandered it on general Custer and everything after

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@wildethingy Never tried “stuff.” Don you smoke, drink, or shoot it up?

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@melissablake Love love the shirt. Purple suits you.

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

This.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Very sorry to see the BBC aren’t making more episodes of The Mash Report, but it’s a good excuse to share this brilliant performance by @EllieJaneTaylor (with apologies for strong language)

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

An idea whose time has come!

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@MJMcKean Testicles of heaven

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@freedlander Said the guy born with a campaign in his mouth

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@RexHuppke I can’t get an appointment so the noodleheads can wait

[colette martin-wilde @cmwChicago]

@joncoopertweets Trump invited the crowd to hang him. That’s enough