škaredá

- elizabeth ugly.

[škaredá @cmykillme]

please read all my tweets in a southern accent. i need this experience to be as genuine as possible for both of us.

[Jake Romm @jake_romm]

your homunculus will never be ensouled bro, stop showing the pope your homonculus, he doesn't like it

[Megan Basham @megbasham]

"Every county clerk in the south."

This is the most accurate character sketch ever created.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Lebanon: One MP casts a ballot for Bernie Sanders for President. Speaker Nabih Berri goes “what?”

Unfortunately Bernie is not eligible for the position as he is not a Maronite Christian.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.

*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,

*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God

[𑣲 scary mori 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 .ᐟ.ᐟ @MINRATHOU]

“Do you mind helping me save Thedas again?” I ask the Hero of Ferelden.

“Fuck youuu” says the Hero of Ferelden, who is actually the “fuck you” guy

[🦠🐉 joey🩸🥩 @fridgemeats]

keep thinking about this when faced with any minor inconvenience

[mack ♡🦇 @imgoinmental]

I feel strong maternal instincts towards him <3

[gbemisoke @Gbemisoke]

Screenshots. If this helps only one person, I'll be satisfied. You're welcome ❤️

[samanthamcfarland @SailorSammy93]

In 2017 Nicole Kidman made a pledge to work with more women directors, at least one every 18 months, and since that pledge she has worked with 15 of them. So she can say whatever the actual fuck she wants actually.

[deimos art @_deimos_art]

vulpes inculta

#fallout