Cordelia

[Christopher C. Cuomo @ChrisCuomo]

Who cares. This is all too real. Too many are suffering, alone, without money, without support...and while they make it through this virus is a beast. Forget party, please just be for people in need. So many are reaching out and the need is so great. Please focus on them

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

Today I woke up to my husband speaking to me in a creepy voice through the baby monitor: Day one of him working from home.

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

I used to have normal nightmares involving murder or terrorists, last night I had a nightmare someone prematurely gave my three week old guacamole.

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

My husband just called to tell me he saw a shooting star. What can I say? I love a bad boy.

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

@nagles WHATTTTT???

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

Finally someone who condones microchipping my future babies! Inspirational speech by General Honore

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

@JamesN1219 HAHHAHAHAHA

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

@BrindleMcBride looks like Texas is your next stop boo bear! https://t.co/xCaNvVDmPX

[Forbes @Forbes]

Job-seekers looking for roles overseeing health systems & hospitals might want to move to Dallas or Houston: http://t.co/fEF0lq9QSt

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

@Carolina_Vol that's the damn truth!

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

"Do you think we caught the two spirits in the middle of having sex?" I love daytime TV.

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

@JamesN1219 I can't stop thinking about that mermaid special and that the titanic must have been a gold mine for them

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

@JamesN1219 I stopped listening to that human when she said dogs don't go to heaven.

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

@JamesN1219 I actually went back and forth on that. In what world would I only eat ONE fish?

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

Tornado warning in effect and all I want are swedish fish.

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

@BacheloretteABC clearly doesn't have a woman working for them. This is painfully awkward to watch and just cruel.

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

Happy Mother's Day to the woman in front of me on the train Youre driving me cray on the phone with your daughter but you're advice is great

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

It's the little things in life like being able to tell that person " yes, I'm leaving this parking space." makes you feel like a real hero

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

"I have lived a great deal among grown-ups. I have seen them intimately, close at hand. And that hasn’t much improved my opinion of them.”

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

Wish we had the Alan Nagle school of thought.." If you foul it better be hard enough that they can't shoot again" #friarforever

[Cordelia @cnagle24]

"People say you can't eat when you're sad, but I've never known that to be true." Grandma Joan on everything.