Steve Conaway

Labs Manager for CNET Large Appliance and Smart Home Testing. Otherwise, you'll find me on my motorcycle, the dance floor, DIYing, music-ing, or out w/my dog!

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@Tim_Stevens I still have my pre-order.

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@SandraKorpitz Perfect!

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@rycrist @the_ironsheik I’d totally forgotten about this.

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Also, yes. I was tempted.

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Leaving a med facility
Sec guard: hey you wanna wrestle later?
Me: huh?
Sg: you wanna wrestle? You got those tats? Yea You still in pretty good shape?
Me: well, not the best obviously.
Sg: come on. I’ll let you beat me up for $50
Me: *walking away* I dunno. Sounds like a setup

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And to be clear, I’m 99% sure it was a legit offer to fight vs a pickup line of some sort.

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@elonmusk can I pay for my tri motor in DOGE later this year? #cybertruck 🤣🤷‍♂️

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@MrsMollyPrice Makes sense. I mean, can you imagine a guy my size trying to fit down a normal chimney? Probably makes even more sense if he’s like - keyhole sized.

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@rh_brown Sadly, I’ve seen them all.

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@RaeHodge Well I didn’t know you rode.

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@meganwollerton @MrsMollyPrice I’m now wondering why I don’t have a menards gif. New quarantine project.

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@meganwollerton @MrsMollyPrice Are you even writing this down???

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@meganwollerton @MrsMollyPrice Across from your outdoor theater

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@rycrist I also prefer the original cut.

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Anybody wanna talk about magenta?

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@MrsMollyPrice @shelbybrown91 @RaeHodge I'm in.