Courtney Friese

women’s health coach/ teaching women to get strong & eat good while enjoying their favorite foods- never miss a brunch again 💪🏼🥂

[Courtney Friese @cnfriese]

inhale. exhale.

[J @loveb0mbss]

This scene will forever mean everything to me. Likee Blairs knotted pearls and this song😭 #gossipgirl

[Courtney Friese @cnfriese]

@beingbernz @Paige_DeSorbo
These are both Hannah and Paige coded

[LeoDaVinciWave @LeoDaVinciWave]

JW Anderson cat boots.

[Courtney Friese @cnfriese]

Biggest scam every damn time.

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

we need to arrest @SouthwestAir for sending me an email every morning saying they have flights for $59 when they in fact do not!!!!

[Courtney Friese @cnfriese]

@allyson_wolford Whatever it takes 😂

[Courtney Friese @cnfriese]

Straight facts. Gen Z could NEVER.

[Zack Wickham @ZackWickham]

Correct 😂❤️ #thevalley

[Courtney Friese @cnfriese]

@allyson_wolford Single. Unattached. I do as I please.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

[Kyle @KBensonJpg]

A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70

[📙 Alex Hillman @alexhillman]

Hot take: Pizza Hut could launch a BOOK IT for adults and raise the American literacy rate by full percentage points

[Courtney Friese @cnfriese]

This is fuckin outta pocket

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

This woman said: Today @Delta dropped me from my flight reservation

I went to check in & I received a notice my ticket was cancelled

I called customer service who told me I cancelled the ticket

Except, it’s a round trip & only the flight there was cancelled

When I questioned them about it & asked why I didn’t receive a refund or notice, they told me I could pay $800 to get my same seats back

I asked again about the refund on a cancelled flight & they told me I HAD to pay extra. Then they threatened me.....

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check this message from my sister.” He showed me his phone and it read, “Under no circumstances should you get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.”

Men, if you’re ever in a position to do something like this,please do it.

[Courtney Friese @cnfriese]

The healthcare system is beyond broken… working in it I see it. Which is why I’m getting out. But it’s absolutely bullsh*t to have late cancellation fees when doctors can’t even be on time for their patients scheduled appointments. WHY HAVE APPOINTMENTS?!!

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Went to the doctor the other week

My wife made the appointment

She said I "look tired"

I said I am tired

She said "not normal tired. Weird tired."

I don't know what that means but I went anyway

Nice office

Fish tank in the lobby

Third one this year

Signed in at 1:48pm

My appointment was at 2:00pm

12 minutes early

Because I was raised to believe that matters

The receptionist said "the doctor is running a little behind"

I said "how far behind"

She said "about 45 minutes"

I said "so my 2:00 appointment is actually a 2:45 appointment"

She said "we appreciate your patience"

I said "I haven't shown any yet"

My wife grabbed my arm

There was a sign behind the desk

"Missed appointments without 24-hour notice will incur a $75 fee"

The doctor was 45 minutes late

Nobody offered me $75

We sat down

CNN was playing on mute with subtitles

Running a segment about New York City redesigning its trash cans

Cost the city $4 million

I looked at my wife

She said "don't start"

Seven magazines on the table

All from 2019

I read an article about supply chain disruptions that have since been resolved

Very informative

My wife was on her phone

She looked up and said "WebMD says you might be dehydrated"

I said "so we're paying $1,800 for a second opinion on WebMD"

She went back to her phone

At 2:54pm they called my name

A nurse walked me to a room

Took my blood pressure

Took my temperature

Typed for three minutes

Then said "the doctor will be right in"

I sat on the paper

The paper ripped immediately

I looked at the wall

There was a diagram of a colon

Not how I planned to spend my Tuesday

3:19pm

The doctor walked in

1 hour and 19 minutes after my scheduled appointment

He was looking at his phone

Shook my hand without making eye contact

Sat down and read my chart for about 30 seconds

While I sat there watching him learn who I was

He said "so what brings you in today"

I said "my wife thinks I look weird tired"

He said "what does that mean"

I said "I was hoping you'd tell me"

He said "when's the last time you had bloodwork done"

I said "2019 maybe"

He said "we should run a full panel"

I said "fine"

He asked if I was sleeping well

I said "I have three kids and a golden retriever who thinks 3am is a reasonable time to need outside"

He said "are you drinking enough water"

I said "probably not"

He said "that might be it"

I said "you think the reason I look weird tired is because I don't drink enough water"

He said "dehydration is more common than people think"

I said "I've been here over an hour and sat on a piece of paper that ripped to be told to drink water"

He said "we'll know more when the bloodwork comes back"

I said "when will that be"

He said "3 to 5 business days"

I said "business days"

He said "yes"

I said "my blood has business days"

He didn't respond

Then he said "any other concerns"

I said "several. But none you can bill for."

He shook my hand again

Still no eye contact

Total face time with the doctor: 6 minutes

Total time in the building: 1 hour and 37 minutes

I was examined for approximately 6% of the time I was present

I've fired people for better numbers than that

My wife was in the waiting room

She asked how it went

I said "I need to drink water"

She said "I told you that last week"

I said "yes but now it's a medical opinion so it costs $1,800"

She didn't laugh

In the car she said "at least now you know you're fine"

I said "I was fine when I walked in. I just didn't have the receipt to prove it."

She didn't disagree

The bloodwork came back four business days later

Everything was normal

The doctor's office sent a message through their portal

It said "results look great. Continue to stay hydrated and follow up in 12 months."

Follow up in 12 months

To be told to drink water again

$1,800

1 hour and 37 minutes

6 minutes of face time

One ripped piece of paper

And the same advice my wife gave me for free

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Maira @maira4yo]

Double my salary

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Insane that it’s literally cheaper to fly to China, get an MRI, and fly back home than it is to get one here. We are getting screwed so bad man 😭

[Xenpu @DstanfordHenry]

The switch from keg and box wine based parties to buzzballs and seltzer based ones is why parties kinda suck now, like where’s the community potion?

[Courtney Friese @cnfriese]

This man ages like a fine wine

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

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[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

There are 3 Friday the 13ths in 2026.

February 13th
March 13th
November 13th

3 days to honor witches and bad bitches.

[Anna Riedl @AnnaLeptikon]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[SUPERB @MajestyRia]

It’s time for American schools to seriously start flunking students & making them redo grade levels again. You either go to summer school & work for those credits or just do the same grade over again bc you failed the basics & parents who make excuses for their kid need humbling.