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@plugwalkjoe @antidepressant @de6end @goturbox @yuhapril @purplelean @hellspawned @wifebeaterkyla @hitigashi @kinoku @s_x @fatshayee @CIA @FBI @NCA_UK @saucexoxo @squirt3d @multiplied

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BREAKING NEWS:
LIVE THREATS FROM CHRISTIAN BOULTON (@unprepared) PLEASE CONTACT HIS MOTHER CAROL BOULTON OR HIS SISTER CARLY BOULTON, ALTHOUGH SHE MAY NOT BE MUCH HELP DUE TO HER DISABILITY OF ONE LEG. DIABETES IS A BITCH!

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BREAKING NEWS:
Jessica A Miller Clabaugh (@e_a Brady's Mother) SHALL BE GETTING MARRIED THIS WEEKEND PLEASE BE SURE TO ATTEND THE EVENT. IF YOU CANNOT MAKE IT PLEASE CALL US ON [phone] PLEASE MAKE SURE TO WEAR SUNSCREEN AS MICHAEL FORGOT LAST TIME WE WENT OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS:
CALL OFF THE SEARCH FOR HIPPOGASHI (@hitigashi Devin Burciaga) HE HAS LUCKILY BEEN FOUND SOUND ASLEEP, THE FAT FUCK. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DONATE TO IMPROVE THE PROTECTION OF THE ENDANGERED ANIMAL PLEASE CONTACT EMAIL US AT [email protected]

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@recognition can't dm you if you're not following us

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BREAKING NEWS:
THIS JUST IN, HIPPOGASHI (@hitigashi Devin Burciaga) HAS RECENTLY ESCAPED FROM THE ADRIAN MICHIGAN ZOO, IF YOU SEE HIM, PLEASE CONTACT [phone] OR 517-920-3187 OR EMAIL US AT [email protected]

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BREAKING NEWS:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? HE IS UNDER INVESTIGATION AS HE IS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE SCARCE. HIS BELIEVED MOTHER (Cheryl Annette Tamayo) WHO WAS RECENTLY WARNED FOR A TRAFFIC VIOLATION HAS BEEN CONTACTED.

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It appears that Kyle removed his forum post. What a shame, luckily our sources managed to get a screenshot before it was taken down :)

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@RepentTheGod @goturbox @yuhapril @edgy_ws Don't @ us

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@RepentTheGod @PlugwalkJoe @antidepressant @de6end @goturbox @yuhapril @PurpleLean @hellspawned @hitigashi @kinoku @s_x @FATSHAYEE @CIA @FBI @NCA_UK @saucexoxo @Squirt3d @multiplied Please send applications to [email protected]

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CNN Craft Central presents...

#NSFW

TAGS -
@plugwalkjoe @antidepressant @de6end @goturbox @yuhapril @purplelean @hellspawned @wifebeaterkyla @hitigashi @kinoku @s_x @fatshayee @CIA @FBI @NCA_UK @saucexoxo @squirt3d @multiplied

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@perservabIe dm or account suspension

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Hello, we're looking for information on which e-boy broke @JayD3vo's heart!

If you have information, please contact us via [email protected]
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Do you have hair-loss? We spoke to Crusader (Kyle Pickering) who fell victim to hair-loss in 2016, he says he is number 3 in the first image & was disappointed he didn't contact his local GP earlier.

Think you have hair-loss? Click here for more info: https://t.co/eU6LSicnEn

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@s_x @PlugwalkJoe @antidepressant @de6end @goturbox @yuhapril @PurpleLean @hellspawned @wifebeaterkyla @hitigashi @kinoku @FATSHAYEE @CIA @FBI @NCA_UK @saucexoxo @Squirt3d @multiplied Cus U Are,,