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[jon @delillostan]

I honestly hate gay dating standards so much. I haven’t read Deleuze and Guattari. I don’t go to salons all the time. I hardly ever can identify the Lacanian objet petit a. I read Kant and Russell. I prefer concrete notions. I don’t understand the semiotic triangle.

[bourbaki @2oovy]

To do good literary analysis you must have schizophrenia

[nia :3 @cnnibalized]

why doesn't the big poindexter just eat the little poindexter? is he stupid?

[nia :3 @cnnibalized]

@P01ND3XT3R thank you oomf :3

[nia :3 @cnnibalized]

painting of my close personal friend matt murdock who i cherish

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[nia :3 @cnnibalized]

wilson fisk

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[nia :3 @cnnibalized]

i would like to introduce you to my close personal friend luca guadagnino

[DiggerCrave 🧡🪏 @CruiseCrave]

The problem is these days directors aren’t putting their jobs on the line for gay porn

[nia :3 @cnnibalized]

writing a paper on food in horror fiction this is basically the research question

[nia :3 @cnnibalized]

bored in class can't believe i have to wait a year to see this guy on screen again

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(To my girl friends gay friend while she’s in the bathroom) Big dog…you are mother

[m @yowot_]

as my final act of failure i'll do masters

[nia :3 @cnnibalized]

memorized oomfs credit card number from looking at it once and now i keep taunting them with it every once like hey great argument but you failed to consider that [recites bank account details]

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

pursuing a masters degree is like thinking the stripper loves you

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

Opening ten tabs and five .pdfs to track down one source cited in the first few sentences of a document I'm reading, taking 45 minutes to do all that, and concluding work for the day

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[isa @tomswrren]

#ImSoScared

[nia :3 @cnnibalized]

oomf on call rn: can i say something? youre gonna be mad... what if i really quickly went downstairs and chopped up a cucumber right now

[grim 🃏 @munsonkitten]

#thepittspoilers

does anyone else think langdon removed the screws in the waterslide to make it collapse

[nia :3 @cnnibalized]

fell asleep on call and woke up to oomf yelling at their dad "YOU LOOK LIKE A THEY THEM"