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Neoliberal socialist

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@darrenstanton @mrmarkdolan I remember reading somewhere that conservative political views are correlated with stronger fear of disease.

I never would have imagined that that fear would be expressed by people pretending disease doesn't exist and getting mad when anyone does anything that reminds you.

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How does best selling author @JasonKPargin have so few viewers on YouTube?

Like, as an answer to "how does the left talk to young men?" this video is the answer. What the right sells as manliness is just being a teenage boy forever.

https://t.co/UkFwLaMXN8

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@EndWokeness Yes

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I still like going to https://t.co/qWfWphO5pF and reading the titles of the articles. I miss when it was possible to open them up and read what they said inside. Cost of using your phone to browse the Internet, I guess.

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Hey, @googlemaps , did you know @cta is lying to you? I just spent nearly an hour waiting for a series of route 70 busses that never actually existed, right in front of a store I could have bought a drink at if your app hadnt constantly led me to believe I didn't have time.

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@ChicagoDOT city workers uninstalled the bike rack in front of the bodega on Augusta and Rockwell, which seems like it runs counter to the purpose of spending all that money turning Augusta into a major bike route.

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@royalroadl You're back up! 🎉

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I feel like the latest #xkcd could be its own subreddit.

https://t.co/IzbpvDFC99

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

What stage of corporate media is this?

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@joshfontanilla @mischiefanimals If you ever get an antibiotic resistant infection you should insist on only taking antibiotics that work on the unevolved form of that infection. Prove your faith with your life on the line.

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@pigeonkgb @Anghellik9 @lions_by I think they're referring to the fact that horses aren't native to the Americas.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/XYGy3ce6g3

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@OlgaBazova Halfway down your list of reasons why you believe that the war is the US's fault for having an extensive intelligence network inside Ukraine is a throwaway line about how it's good and normal that Russia has an extensive intelligence network inside Ukraine.

[Editorial & Political Cartoons @EandPCartoons]

Manu Cornet, (Ex-Twitter employee) Twittoons
#Twitter #ElonMusk

[Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @DrWallkick]

Oh my god lmao

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

*Sigh*

Bapanada

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@otherhappyplace I knew Batman had trained to be a ninja, but I didn't realize he was also a yogi.

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@aimeeterese Lol. The peril of caring too much about being original is that you won't be original, which is something you should care about.

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@MotherJones @shaunking What's the point of sharing articles on Twitter if people aren't going to click the link to actually read the things?