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[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Mental Sellth

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[Jon @jturnerdds]

I’m a dentist and I graduated with 68 other ones. I’ve met even more in 13 years as a dentist. None of us have been asked shit about our opinions on toothpastes.

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

Has an Irishman ever set up a Parisian style bistro called Sean's Élysées and if not why not?

[Lars-Johan Larsson @LarsJohanL]

National Geographic Picture of The Year. Black images are shadows of zebras. Zoom in and you will see zebras.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Found out it’s $3000 to get laser eye surgery and $300 to get laser hair removal so I’m just gonna get the hair removal on my eyebrows and scootch up a bit when they start.

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 16.9% lower than men's.

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Today's #IWD2022 amusement - watching companies scramble to delete their fluffy IWD Tweets after @PayGapApp re-tweets them - but with their gender pay-gap stats attached. I deeply salute whoever thought of this. It's deadly genius.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m worried Kim and Kanye’s fighting is gonna pull North West in two different directions

[Abraham Gutman @abgutman]

Great British Bake Off but you pair every contestant with a 3-year-old who really wants to help.

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

🍸 NPHET have announced that ye can all have a little taste of each other’s cocktails just to see what they’re like x

[Ms Good Good @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

[Craig Baigrie @baigriec]

When you’re still working out the controls on a new game

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

Christmas holidays are almost over

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

spending christmas alone due to omicron is one thing but having my loving mother drop off pounds of ham and sausage xmas morning like i’m a gorilla in a zoo will be a whole different thing

[Brandon Lee Hoop @brandonleehoop]

Forget fintechs. This is actual innovation:

[Jim Salveson @Mr_Jimbob]

Binfluencer (bin·​flu·​enc·​er): The person on your street who always puts their wheelie bins out first on bin day and the rest of the neighbours follow.

I think I may have invented a new word.

[Chickasso 🐥 @Chickasso]

As it’s the end of the year, here is a thread of my Irish counties painted like things they look like

1. Kildare - A rich woman from a Disney movie

[🫧 snacky 🫧 @candyflippin]

at owen wilson's wedding they exchanged wows