• While George Floyd was robbing pregnant women, Chauvin served as a US Army Reservist. He then became a decorated police officer, earning two medals of valor and two commendation medals
• Responds to a call about a violent career criminal crackhead using counterfeit money at a corner store
• Crackhead overdoses in Chauvin’s custody
• A mass chimp-out ensues immediately. Monkeys overrun and burn the Minneapolis Third Precinct police station where Chauvin worked
• Chauvin is arrested the next day and charged with 3rd degree murder and manslaughter
• This isn’t good enough and the chimp out intensifies
• Chauvin’s wife files for divorce
• Charges are upgraded to second degree murder
• The 2020 chimp-out causes over $2b in damages across more than 20 states and 140 cities. The biggest riot in American history.
• Minneapolis state officials prepare for more chimping-out depending on the verdict
• Chauvin receives 22.5 years in prison
• Chauvin also receives a 21 year federal sentence to run concurrent
• The Minnesota Supreme Court declined to review Chauvin’s appeal in 2023
• The US Supreme Court also declined to hear his case in November 2023
• Chauvin survives a brutal stabbing
• George Floyd receives statues and a gold casket at a funeral attended by more than 6,000 people while the rest of the world was quarantined
FUCK GEORGE FLOYD
FREE DEREK CHAUVIN