Dan White

Big fan of this Jewish Builder named Yeshua. And gravy. Really big gravy guy.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

I'm having a pretty hard time getting worked up over a runner breaking the World Anti-Doping Agency's secret rule against smoking dope.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

I haven't seen or heard a single cicada and I'm starting to feel left out.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

First time with the mask
https://t.co/AApX0KJpD8 via @ESPN App https://t.co/rK3rWdgQcF

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

@NoelleKate_ https://t.co/udM3lnianQ

https://t.co/5Vr2rVRON8

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

@NateWaterford They'd be fools to not interview me at least.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

Best day of the year.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

#boogityboogityboogity

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

NASCAR starts on Tuesday.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

@ClaudiaKoontz Because it's the superest of all the bowls.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

Crazy Super Bowl prediction: Now that Gronkowski has his TD catch, he retires by halftime.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

TREASON

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

I keep forgetting and writing 2020 on my checks.

#funnyeveryyear

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

At least we can all agree that Kylie Minogue's new song sucks. #nbcnewyearseve #nbcnye

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

@bgforpresident There are. They're called elections.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

Hey @espn, if you're looking for a way to make Bill Walton more palatable, the answer is NOT adding Bruce Hornsby.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

You know that guy you make fun of for wearing his mask in the car? That's me. I forgot I was wearing it. I also might be picking my nose. Keep your eyes on the road, jackwagon.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

It's 7pm. This time next week it will be 6. That should bother you.

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

@jenniwithanim @rhibellam This country will be going to shit no matter the outcome of the presidential election (shit=the same way it has been since WW2) let your anxiety rest. 😉

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Look just tell me if the pandemic will go on so long that I’ll finally have to watch “Schitt’s Creek”

[Dan White @coachwhite75]

@littlebittybai I use booze