Coal Sparks

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@Moms_theNerd Don't worry, I'm sure there'll be one asshole who does it anyway.

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I love all the people angry because the anthem will change. Uh, you mean it'll revert to what it was before she took the throne, right? Because it wasn't written for her specifically, although the "long to reign over us" part was definitely applicable.

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@jencatfly @JortsTheCat IT'S A TRAP!

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@StrahdVonZ I would try with a little stake from my friends.

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By unsettling coincidence, Strain had read the same day a newly published study that identified significant brain shrinkage in a cohort of about 400 people aged between 51 and 81 who had recovered from coronavirus https://t.co/1fpWg5BCZr

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@Eeve2espeon @safetythewolf @jondelarroz If that's "grooming," then Google is a groomer. Because those kids (hopefully hiding their tracks) are probably more likely to go to the 'net than some stranger.

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@DuvalKingJacob Wait. The bus company, who employs this yahoo, are the ones who released footage showing she and the witness both were lying like rugs? Whoa.

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@mossgobrrr @Spamus100 @Liv_Agar Also, autism is only here because someone made them come, otherwise they'd still be working on that project at home. Or else autism ignores the "rap battle" concept entirely because they brought a book and if you could move a wee bit back, you're blocking the light? Thanks.

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@LucassRice @Lobst3rMobst3r @AidenYT55 @aceCourtBot2 @IcicleWeavile @p1tus @HurricaneIker @Kya_Shyfire @Sinesomno @DrTonyLittle @primroseistrash @Accound2nd @gatorworship @xxcaelix @deadlydiamonds @FinnDean3 @Liv_Agar

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@purefuckingjoy @JortsTheCat do you need furniture other than a bed? Should the humans get you your own desk and computer?

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@JortsTheCat We got a new *texture* - instead of pate it was shreds in gravy. I loved it so much I'm gonna sleep on her pillow.

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@mhuletdev @JortsTheCat I adore the way he comes soaring over the edge of the bed!

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@kurasoe @MattClick I think I prefer this to the roller getting inspired.

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@tamiklockau @JortsTheCat Oh no! Collar of shame?

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@LakeSuperior 1. But she REALLY has to pee now.

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@parasociality @AnyTechnology gave snakes their legs back.

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@Dan_Dillon_1 "Science" will no longer matter more than "politics".

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@aGhostofeli @Nedalin_Poe_Poe Do we *have* to wait for the next radiant citadel?

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@ByramWorld @Thismemeber @YungByzantine @InkDinoS @interestingaf Under bird law, doesn't anything (that isn't specifically nailed down) belong to the bird?

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@Warlockdnd I imagine the goose with a strong Brooklyn or Southie accent, "Hey, I'm wahhkin' here!"