do you think you could beat katie ledecky in an 800m swim if you ate an entire bag of enriched flour right beforehand and swam in an atmospheric diving suit and after every lap you had to get out of the water and sing a song
my 1-year-old son dennis just now: father, i confess that i have been quite concerned by recent tumult within the democratic party. now, however, is the time for unity if we are to chart a course forward
me: dude i'm just trying to chill. don't you have school tomorrow? go to bed
I’m giving away 4 more copies of College Football 25 because of this post. I promised a copy for every 5k followers, so here we are
All you have to do to enter is follow me, retweet this post, and comment your favorite team. Good luck 🤝