Certified moron

Professional amusement park lurker and full-time sports victim. I’m probably watching a coaster vid or being a hater. Welcome in!
#RepBX #BigBlue #GoSensGo

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@TedJHurley @SensCentral @alexadamsBTP_ LOL @ChrisDiFran3 classic Tkachucky

[Matt Light @MattLight]

TJ Watt yelling at defensive coordinators.
Aaron Rodgers yelling at head coaches.

Tomlin is laughing his ass off right now while playing Roblox

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@UrinatingTree Andre Szmyt:

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

Me to me, but make it Monday-Friday 😭

[🪁🪻Lizzy 🪻🪁 @fren_lizzy]

I gotta get my lazy ass UP, it's Friday

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@fren_lizzy 💀💀💀💀

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@boredcracker

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@AggregateSports Monken flow state has no boundaries 😭

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@PatrickMor51967 @TabbyThrowback @ChrisDiFran3 @kevincanessa @espn Well let’s not resort to stealing others jokes now

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@DM2060486394661 @PatrickMor51967 @ChrisDiFran3 @kevincanessa @espn Yikes lol, context clues buddy. “They” is referencing someone in particular. You really want to spin this so go on, explain how job performance shouldn’t impact all people

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@jamesmlannon @kevincanessa @espn @ChrisDiFran3

[. @blakenastyy]

The chase begins #NYR

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@Doctors__TARDIS Send him over to corkscrew for a nice massage after such a rough ride on SC 😂

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

Stick her behind the Chargers offensive line, that’ll finish her off

[𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 @xJahstin]

Yankees to the Red Sox

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@kennylomas62 @kevincanessa @espn @ChrisDiFran3 "It's wrap you in bubble wrap and use plastic cutlery this year, that sound good?"

Referencing his injury last year where he cut his finger at a team dinner. He struggled with several injuries last season including shoulder surgery, the finger injury, then his mouth, bad timing

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@SlimReaperSzn6 @ChrisDiFran3 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[NHL @NHL]

THREE DAYS INTO THE SEASON AND WE ALREADY HAVE A GOALIE GOAL!!

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@ChrisDiFran3 @NHL THE BOYS ARE BACK

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

Jack Hughes doing what Jack Hughes does 😮‍💨 #Devils

[Certified moron @coasterbipolar]

@PatrickMor51967 @ChrisDiFran3 @kevincanessa @espn Soft take lol, saying someone shouldn’t be in an interviewing position because they’re not a good interviewer, isn’t cancel culture