cobbl3

Rocket ship builder, Doctorate in cheese cultures, proud parent.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Drinking water is exhausting

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If Space Aliens studied Earth culture, they might wonder why the Time in printed ads is usually Ten Minutes After Ten.

Could all these watches, and the people who wear them, be frozen in some Phantom Zone and need to be set free?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If you want to know why COVID relief is tied up in Congress, one key reason is that Republicans are demanding legal immunity for corporations so they can expose their workers to COVID without repercussions.

Dems don’t want you to die for a check. That’s what we’re fighting over.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If you say “socialism” three times in a mirror, a corporate lobbyist-backed candidate grows their wings 👼

[Neil Hilborn @Neilicorn]

For No Nuance November I would just like to say that tarragon is the worst herb and also that the electoral college should be abolished.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am sorry. for not having many thoughts lately. sometimes no thought. is a beautiful thing

[Neil Hilborn @Neilicorn]

Put pickles and cheese on a sandwich and that's fine but wrap a slice of cheese around a pickle spear and suddenly I'm "not allowed to make charcuterie boards anymore."

[cobbl3 @cobbl3]

Literally my dream to have @HaleyReinhart and @CaseyBassy perform at my wedding. What do I have to do to make this happen?

[ButtPoems @buttpoems]

Trying

[Beth🦋 @bltwistxo]

Cancelling plans is ok. Staying home is ok. Posing as a substitute teacher with no qualifications is ok. Refusing to teach the kids & forming a rock band with them so u can win battle of the bands & pay your rent is ok. Do what U need 2 to do 2 survive.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i hope u never have to share ur favorite songs with the wrong person ever again

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am not crazy i just like to shower with boiling hot water

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am feeling okay even though i have not had cheese in 9 days

[cobbl3 @cobbl3]

@JordanTheGeek There will be singing and dancing in Jerusalem this year.

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

Time moves impossibly fast. Nothing is forever.

[Kent Armadillo @kentnasty]

I just want to be wrapped in lasagna noodles and left to die

[Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet]

My wife felt anxious this morning

I had work to do....but encouraged her to get away. I would watch the kids.

An hour later she returned home

With donuts and an iced coffee for each of us

And a SMILE.

Take care of your partner first

It’s ALWAYS worth it.

[Newegg @Newegg]

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[cobbl3 @cobbl3]

@kentnasty