🗣️ “Your career is like a video game, you keep unlocking new levels until you reach the final”.
😬🇦🇷 Leo Messi: “I already completed the game at the last World Cup in Qatar”.
After bao ya pili ya Misri, simu nlitupa kwa microwave tena nikaacha nimetext msupa ajipange na maisha yake ya usoni. Little did I know, Messi alikuwa ameniandalia mikakati kabambe hapo last minutes. Naweza kuwa nimepoteza msupa lakini sio kikombe ya dhahabu
France are going to win the World Cup then hire Zinedine Zidane.
Their croissant too flaky, wine too fermented, cheese too stinky, their Saint Laurent too tailored.
Argentina are very likely meeting Portugal in the quarter-finals, and I hope they do us the honor of putting the final nail in the coffin of Ronaldo’s World Cup aspirations. After all, it’s just a seven-game tournament.