๐ซต๐ป๐ Bro has mistaken his romanticizing of his melancholic solitude for fulfillment!! ๐๐๐๐ He yearns for the comfort of love, yet shies from the humiliating ordeal of being known!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@JosephMiller3 me when the cubs fans are smelly ๐๐๐
Alt text: Twitter user @ JosephMiller3 pictured on a CTA train wearing a White Sox Andrew Benintendi jersey while he fights off a case of the hiccups. Photo taken Saturday, June 27, 2026. 7:19PM.
Pope Leo XIV, after @AJPierzynski12 told him that the White Sox were in first place...
"Oh, I'm watching and paying attention, don't worry."
(Via: @Ken_Rosenthal)
NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.
very sad that em dashes have been co-opted by AI. how can i prove that iโm googling โem dashโ to copy and paste into documents 14 times a day? i never even learned how to do that on a keyboard this has nothing to do with chatgpt
one of the awesomest things in the world is when old people go to a concert for an artist and wear a tour shirt from like 30 years ago. like yeah. you win i guess. itโs actually pretty cool that you discovered them before me