Cochran's Right Hand

Head of Silver Shamrock Security Detail. Also, winner of Best Bot Vocalist in Third Grade talent show. #YouCanTakeTheOrangeGooOuttaTheBotButNotTheBotOuttaTheGoo

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How many marines can ride a docs mustache at one time is the $600K question...

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How was @buddy_kupfer?

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It’s my mechanical opinion that you’re a total tool bag.

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Who the fuck is Tom Atkins?

[Tommy Doyle🎃🎃🎃🔫🔥🔪 @TommyDoyle47]

Tom Atkins was so good in Halloween 3, the fact that he gets all the ladies is so funny. My favorite thing about Halloween 3 is how they captured the Halloween vibe. That alone sets the tone for the rest of the movie.
What is your favorite thing about Halloween 3? 🎃 💀 🕷 🐜 🐛

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Fucking goof...

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

Here’s He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe, mopping up some dogshit that I posted through his letterbox.

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@Jennife94901252 @realDublinInn @Cochran_Hater Seriously, you respond two weeks later and expect me to care?

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Haha, me kicking @Cochran_Hater’s ass and him shitting his pants. One more day till Halloween, halloween #silvershamrock

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Don’t you have a fucking psychopath to track down old man?

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You look as stupid without a stache as your ass does without pants.

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@Settledownass @Cochran_Hater Dude by the way how bout you get your facts straight before tweeting bullshit.

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Oh go fuck your self. Everyman’s weakness is his stomach. If you’d kept to above the waist I’d own your flabby ass!

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G’damn I don’t usually drink but $1 High Life Bottles?! How bout @Heineken ?

[Dublin' Inn @realDublinInn]

TOMORROW NIGHT! Outside BONFIRE! Open Cooler of $1 High Life Bottles.

FREE FOOD. @ ☘️DUBLIN' INN☘️.

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@quint_capt @HooperInSharks Condolences

[Volcano Larry  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

Squats.

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What can @Cochran_Hater do to tighten his flabby ass?

[Volcano Larry  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

On lunch. Ask me anything. Anything!

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@CochranFU1 Your neck needs a new head

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I got some spray cheese for ya drunk-o

['Starker' 🎃Drunk @CochranFU1]

I eat spray cheese and bubble gum...and I’m all out of bubble gum...

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You get outsmarted by a mute and every invalid that walks through your County.

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@Cochran_Hater Yet here we are again this year counting down the days until the Big Giveaway!

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@BrackAttack78 Yeah the movie you must be living in to be so inept yet still employed

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This dipshit gives dipshit horror movie sheriffs a bad name. He hasn’t gotten his man his whole career.