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GothicBuddhist ✨ PSN: mojo_chlochlo ✨ ig: mojo.chlochlo ✨ no gender isn’t real✨SnapChat: Gothic Buddhist ✨ resident dead gorl & girl-dad ✨eat the rich✨

[girl dad @coco_watters]

Between a Sailor Moon and Rurouni Kenshin themed birthday party for a 30 year old and honestly I get it…

[girl dad @coco_watters]

Tbh honestly embarrassed I’ve meshed whole conversations from six years ago with other convos from both two and ten years ago

[girl dad @coco_watters]

I’m honestly surprised by how many times I’ve messaged the wrong person off of vibes alone without completely ruining all sense of reality

[girl dad @coco_watters]

Mad Max: Fury Road is a defining factor in my personality, so I can only hope Furiosa will further the militant construct I’ve placed myself in

[girl dad @coco_watters]

I’m at a point in life where my given name is still hardly used in reference to me

[girl dad @coco_watters]

New gender crisis: bro or ma’am

[girl dad @coco_watters]

Almost fought an 8 year old today over football and not knowing if I’m a bro or ma’am

[girl dad @coco_watters]

Some DoorDash driver just parked in a disabled persons parking spot at my apartment complex and I swear I’ve seen this happen so often. No hazard lights; no nothing. Like… what? Make it make sense.

[girl dad @coco_watters]

Lord let me marry someone like Tony Shalhoub when he guest starred on the X-Files

[girl dad @coco_watters]

Trapped doesn’t mean the same to everyone I’ve realized

[girl dad @coco_watters]

Bro selling my heart on the black market for rent

[girl dad @coco_watters]

Ya know something I’ve never done or at least I hope I’ve never truly done… was make some make someone feel absolutely worthless just from bullying and yelling at them nonstop

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Does he think women stop menstruating at 25?

[Mariko Annu @MarikoAnnu]

@ask_aubry

[Tacos have entered the chat. @lookouttacos]

@ask_aubry OP: "Our sex life is great. I get head".
Her: "He rarely will go down on me".
One of these things is not like the other.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

What porn addled brain looks like.

[Балкански Janez 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @BalkanAvis]

I was today year's old when I found out what loitering is and I can't believe the US is a real place anymore

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Check this out. A guy does CPR on a crash victim until paramedics arrived. They said he saved her life. Now, she's suing him for breaking a rib while he was saving her life. Getting a rib broken during CPR is a natural occurrence. I was a first responder for 34 years. Wow!!!