Gangsta

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[Gangsta @cocoaunt_]

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[Gangsta @cocoaunt_]

I wish someone could pee or go to the washroom on your behalf when you don’t feel like standing 😭

[Gangsta @cocoaunt_]

Losing weight is all fun and games until all your high rise pants become low rise and no…it’s not cute

[° @binx7h]

me pausing my music to see if a strange noise is from the music or from inside the house.

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Once you call me by 6am I'll conclude you're mad.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

There's something so annoying about the word dear

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I'm home alone making sure I still got it

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Developing backwards.
Concrete doesn't necessarily mean progress

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭

[Softboy @softboywin]

me at the grocery store believing that i was only gonna pick up a few items and refusing to grab a cart

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I get jealous of people who get away with being terrible because the moment I do something even slightly wrong, God deals with me immediately.😭

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

That pain of buying a new carrier bag, ukijua vizuri zimejaa kwa nyumba huhit different💀

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i refuse to spend my best boob years hiding them that's silly

[Maya @maya_x_papaya]

no I don’t have a “praise kink”, it’s a praise requirement and you aren’t meeting the quota

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

your boyfriend when you start mentioning flowers:

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

My greatest disappointment as an adult was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

That pain when you realize you cannot skip work the way you skipped class😭