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[Char 🌌 @cocobm412]

@summerbloods "You know how you say I never get you anything?" I hate him 😭😭😭

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

Bangers like this are why I cling onto my Twitter account.

[sidjustkidding @sidjustkidding]

Quick peek into the Sidney Crosby offseason

[pomme @antistraightppl]

fucking with a team you hate by forcing them to either lose your best player or pay him the biggest salary in the NHL is so funny

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[anjo @formulacrosby]

i've reached the "i don't know who's playing on my team" part of free agency three hours in

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

For context on the air conditioning debate between the US and Europe...one must consult the ancient texts:

1. Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.

2. Anything that's invented between when you're 15 and 35 is new and exciting and revolutionary, and you can probably get a career in it.

3. Anything invented after you're 35 is against the natural order of things.

-- Douglas Adams

[Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404]

Shrek 2 (2004)
The Substance (2024)

[gianna @nyyfever]

goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky 💔

[Char 🌌 @cocobm412]

@loving_glance @pens0404 @penguins I almost sent this to the group chat before I saw your name

[Theo (•⁠ө⁠•⁠)~♡ @loving_glance]

@penguins

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

it’s important to me that the pope has been to a frat party even if it was a daytime frat party of eight

[Char 🌌 @cocobm412]

Sweating my ass off in the sidgeno ecosystem

[zoob @penkindel]

the temperatures for pittsburgh tomorrow are what???????????

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

age regressing to get out of conscription

[rachel 🏁🏎️🐧 @3rachel87]

sidney crosby is younger and more beautiful