Courtney Martin

I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@bernbags

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

Batting .214 as a team. Send Turner Ward and Moz to the guillotine TONIGHT you cowards

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Final Score: Mets 4, Cardinals 3

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@MyNutsAndColts @bernbags I actually think he was defending you🤣

[Bernie @bernbags]

That’ll be a no from me dog

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@bernbags Sick golf bag pic bro

[Angela Luna @angelalunatv]

If you’re experiencing any symptoms, the CDC recommends you call 6-7-8, triple 9, 8-2-1-2.

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@MyNutsAndColts @bernbags I wish he was kidding

[sio @bestinsio]

if Im on your close friends story on instagram I take that position very seriously. I will sing at your funeral

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@KittyKatJ16 miss u😻😻

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@MyNutsAndColts @bernbags @TedLasso I don’t know how to explain this, but the character Ted Lasso reminds me of you

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@SouthwestAir Maybe you should actually respond to my DMs then. Multiple unopened ones from me in your inbox

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@SouthwestAir most inefficient and incompetent service EVER happening right now. Unreal

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@SanderBryan9 hello

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@bernbags hey

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

Thank u sweet baby Jesus for letting the @Chiefs win but also I’m scared

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2020

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

“hey wanna stay up til 10:30 tonight!!”- @bernbags

[Top Shelf The Show @TopShelfTheShow]

MEET THE TEAM
Name: Austin Martin
Strength: Passion
Weakness: Factual Evidence
Twitter: @bernbags

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

@MyNutsAndColts @Spencerr24 @bernbags Colton I wish you could’ve heard @bernbags screaming about the snake. Very comparable to Kayla’s snake screams tbh

[Courtney Martin @cococococourt]

After 6 months of homeownership, we have spotted our first snake