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[cocodelacream @cocodelacream]

@ArielleKruse1 @SpeakNowJJ Mind your business, Nigeria.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

If abortion is “playing God,” then so is:
Chemo
Pacemakers
C-sections
Viagra
Insulin
You’re not consistent. You’re just controlling.

[Freakyy 🖤 @freakyycl0ut]

Boohoo you lost that immature uncommunicative lustful ngga

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

i strongly agree, as long as the DNA of all male fathers and children should be kept in a database to be routinely cross checked against DNA obtained from rape kits. full transparency for all.🩷🩷

[pari passu princess @Ebitduhmommy]

As a Slavic woman, I am going to give you some advice, because I know that you need it. Be a problem. Be an absolute menace. Be as crazy as you can be, especially when it comes to men. With crazy, I don't mean cussing him out or slashing his tires. Slavic women don't do that. I mean be so unapologetically yourself that it scares him. He needs to fear you. He needs to know his place. You are the closest thing to God. He is accompanying you, but he needs to be good to deserve that place. Don't hold back. Say the thing that nobody is saying out loud. Call him out on his bullshit. Have high standards. Tell him what you want. Be up front and direct. And don't beat around the bush. The right man will think: "I have to keep this one. I am scared of her, but I need to do everything in my power to keep her." And the wrong man will eliminate himself really quickly. Because he will either know that he isn't capable of fulfilling your needs, or he will think that you are completely batshit crazy. Which is fine. Who cares? Stop being a good girl. Stop ignoring your needs and your standards just to keep a man. If you have to do that, that man is not yours to keep. But take care of yourself. Take care of your appearance. Don't walk around looking homeless. If you're going to have high standards for men, first you need to have high standards for yourself. I believe in you. Good luck.

[Tim Hanrahan @TimJHanrahan]

@kathrynw5 All picked to go to a trip to study ecology in California

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Next September, 2027 at this exact time, you will be standing in the places you used to dream about. Living your most beautiful rich life. Send this to yourself.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Sometimes I be saying shit I can’t come back from but I still meant it tho

[cocodelacream @cocodelacream]

@cronoskapital @notinregs @GOP JOIN THE NAVY THEN, HERO

[mercury @onmercnem]

THE FUTURE OF RAP IS BISEXUAL

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

Saying “ok” and “I encourage you to do what’s best for you” sends manipulators into a tailspin

[𝓕 @faverazsn]

I saw a post about boiling rosemary in water to freshen up your home, and then a lady said The Williams Sonoma formula is rosemary, lemon and vanilla extract. Well I decided to do that but put it on a candle warmer instead and MY GAWD the way my house smells! May your pillow always be cool, and your coffee/tea always hot.

[MyrrhMaid 🧜🏽‍♀️🌿 @TaiSoleilSol]

B’Day is a glamour conjure album. Freakum Dress is to remind yourself of who YOU are and wear that dress. Kitty Kat being ab body worship. Mommy kink “give it to mama” Greenlight and her latex fetish gear. Get Me Bodied being ab magnetism. Happy 20 years to my favorite album 💚

[allure. @RIDE0RDIETY]

i was so confused when these niggas came out 😭i never knew it was hood niggas that was weird

[Pharaoh 🃏 @JtdaPharoah]

I don’t think a female has gotten on a niggas song and bodied them the way she did here like goodness

[Joyce, the Last Raikage 🌩️ @Etrouse]

Me and my sisters gather on the weekends and do “Community” to help each other. I didn’t feel like washing and detangling my hair so my sister did it. My other sister didn’t feel like cleaning her kitchen so we did it. I cleaned my nieces room the other week. I love it so much!

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

Anytime your name is mentioned in September it will make you happier, healthier, wealthier, and sexier.

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

This just gave me hope.🥺

[cocodelacream @cocodelacream]

@BriMalandro Why is this a universal baby stripper experience. The other dancers told me my perfume smelled like a Christian wife on date night 💔

[mariana 𖤓˚࿔ @myworldofwind]

whole time theres a couple in rural Oklahoma feeding off nothing but hamburger helper, sketty, turkey sausages and diet soda and theyre about to pop out their 6th kid and name it something like Myghkayghleigh if its a girl or Jaxton Jimmyboy if its a boy