Maria Lupoli

stop stepping on my goddamn cape~

[Comedy Central Stand-Up @standup]

Let @KevinHart4real explain the 1% of the time men are right.

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

Sometimes you just need a big bag of snacks to get through your work day.

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

When your email gets hacked and you send your entire address book an email about Blake Shelton's rapid weight loss.

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

Everyone in this stop n shop deli line looks like their house smells like cigarettes and they watch wheel of fortune.

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

Your bed smells like snacks.
~ Hannah Horvath

[Eric and the Mets 🇺🇸 @timriggins28]

They should call it "This is us crying" #ThisIsUs

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

Cacio Pepe with a bottle of vino would make me so happy right now.

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

My job hurts

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

"The wand chooses the wizard , Mr.Potter"

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

When @FressLupoli asks you if you think it's too early for her to drink wine...in her robe.
#1:50

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

@nbcsnl @azizansari Brilliant monologue, Aziz !

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

Big shout out to @HillaryClinton today for her grace and dignity.

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

I could seriously do this vacation thing forever.. #day5

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

So yea I love a sunny Spring day in January...

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

It was a #Brightlights, #WishfulDrinking snowy Saturday night.
@carrieffisher

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

Faith and Listen Without Prejudice ruled the late 80's...

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

Open your heart to everyone.

[Mariah's World @MariahsWorld]

Queen of mediation! #MariahsWorld

[Maria Lupoli @cocogirl417]

I drink them dirty martinis... Just like my grandpa #twoolives