Akanksha Dogra

Living Anxiously!

[Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 @itsBigSexy_]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s still JULY.

[chatori billi @b4b3d0lll]

Wordle nowadays is just random shit, they are out of real words tbh

[Soumya Sharma @soumyaasays]

Prime asks for money still shows ads, movies on rent and poor interface.
Hotstar asks for money still shows ads, poor quality and frequent interruptions.

Netflix asks for money and pays off every penny!!

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Much respect to melons for keeping their seeds in one neat pile, unlike watermelons.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

People worry too much about who or what created the Earth and not enough about who or what is destroying it.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Sundays are for taking 42 steps all day

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

please don't ever speak to me about math. i've moved on

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Angriest ive ever been in my life) oh yeah thats fine

[april @sakinaskiss]

we need more appreciation for kharbooja aka musk melon. among all the discourse about water melon and mango that pookie gets overlooked. a sweet juicy kharbooja on a hot summer afternoon feels fullfilling and abundant in a beautiful way.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Have come to the horrifying realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls

[Curt Mega 🎲 ⚔️❤️ @curtmega]

Project Hail Mary: 👎 👎 👎👎👎

[Naomi Datta @nowme_datta]

I am going to pretend that I don’t know the viral chinese corgi story was a fake. You pretend too. It is a pact. Nobody needs to discuss it.

[josh @joshieonfilm]

Renate your day will come. Just keep making those depressing Norwegian films with Joachim and you will get your flowers. If not from the academy you will always have me.

[Ishita Singhal @ishitaasinghal]

the only thing worth chasing is optimal vitamin D levels

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Getting older is honestly wild. One wrong pillow angle and now your neck is applying for disability

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

If you catch me leaning in while you’re talking it’s probably not because I am super intrigued by what you’re saying but rather my hearing is just really bad and I couldn’t make out what you were saying

[Aarohi Tripathy 🇮🇳 @aarohi_vns]

When the question is what do you want to eat