i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart
It’s ok to be white.
It’s ok to be black.
It’s ok to be asian.
It’s ok to be hispanic.
It’s ok to be female.
It’s ok to be male.
It’s ok to be gay.
It’s ok to be straight.
It’s ok to be YOU.
But it's NEVER okay to use 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash
REASONS TO KEEP A WRITER IN YOUR HOME
• they know weird facts
• they're low maintenance because all they do is eat and write
• great for midnight chats because they don't sleep
• if they have to edit they'll procrastinate by cleaning your whole house