CAPITANO

Fighter and believer in the demographic

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

South African Xenophobic leader, Phakelumthakathi, filmed addressing Nigerians living in Johannesburg earlier today. ✍️

[Téwó 🪖 @mrtewogbade]

@Hitee_ https://t.co/zWEL9O1voG

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

I just found out there are women who go through their entire period with zero pain… and I’m honestly confused. 😭

Like your uterus is literally shedding its lining and you’re just… fine? No cramps? Nothing?!

Medical experts please explain, is this normal

[Tiwantiwa Hub @tiwantiwa01]

Have you ever got confused about the Yoruba incantation terminologies: Ọfọ̀, Ògèdè, Àyájọ́ and Àásán?

I explained these terms with relatable examples in this video. Enjoy!

[Pablo Escobar @officialbat419]

This documentary on MC Oluomo was made in 2010 by this foreign journalist documenting their actions in the early 2000’s to 2010’s in Oshodi, Lagos, Nigeria.

The driver in the video, MAMOK was shot dead.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

I have said it before: I like women a lot. And another thing I like about them is how financially frugal they are. When it comes to money management, I give it to them.

A woman will never look at a fine man and say, “You know what? Let me bless you with ₦500k for being too handsome.” It is men who do dvmb shíts like that.

You’ll never catch women splurging money around men to impress them, and I’m talking about rich women here. Instead, it is men who splurge to impress women.

A woman has nothing to prove to you.

Women will like you, and the highest they’ll do is let you know they do. Then they’ll leave you to do the chasing. They won’t spend money to “show workings.”

You’ll never see a rich woman in a club or restaurant call the waiter and say, “You know what? Look at those fine guys over there. Take a bottle of Don Julio to their table and add it to my bill.”

Again, it is only men who do dvmb shíts like that.

If you’re in a relationship with a woman and you’re going through financial hard times, she’ll tell you that God will provide. But if it’s the other way around, you’ll do a transfer.

A woman you’re dating will not see that you have a business idea and decide to fund it. It is men who do things like that.

Before a woman buys you a pair of shoes or a watch, she has already bought herself two wigs, bags, perfumes, and a few other things.

Women, or at least a decent number of them, have money. They know how to save money. They are arguably PiggyVest’s biggest customers.

The money women have is for them. For their own well-being. And they will never allow shame to pressure them into billing themselves for your benefit.

Women have nothing to prove to you financially, and I rate them for that. It is one of those things I think men should learn from them: financial frugality.

[𝗔𝗱𝗲́𝘀𝗶́𝗻𝗮̀ 🇳🇬 @OryHarde]

Someone should tell the reason Folarin has not fully venture into music 😂

He is really good 🥰

[The Yoruba Times @TheYorubaTimes]

“Where I'm from, they will tell you not to give it to an Anambra, Imo or Abia man, but to give it to someone from Enugu. The practice goes from state level down to local governments. They also warn against marrying from certain subgroups. Then Enugu introduced an indigenization policy: ‘If you're not from Enugu, go back to your Imo State.’” — Man exposes clannish behavior within parts of the South East.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Wow. So thoughtful. So insightful.

If you are a young man. Pls watch this.

[Yemi Jacob @YemmyAj]

There is video evidence

[Bachelor of Idan @BachelorIdan]

Ibo people will continue to speak with this careless audacity about Lagos and Yoruba until they are put in their place.

Imagine preaching what they don't even practise among themselves in their region 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Yemi Jacob @YemmyAj]

@SamAmadi @Nero4success When you finish deceiving yourself you will tell us

[FEMI 🇳🇬 @femiogunleye9]

It's funny how they keep demanding for what they can't give, in their own region they still discriminate against themselves but gaslight Yorubas to relieve their political position for them in the name of one Nigeria.

[RRaYY_of_grace🙏🙏 @RamanToromade]

@sirteejay09 @Letter_to_Jack

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Something powerful must have been invoked on this day.

Tell your Yoruba friend to interpret the lyrics to you.

[Kiemute @FreshDeltaBwoy]

For those who don't know the penalty when you break any of the FRSC law.

https://t.co/3d4zDYzShA

[david @ldavid2k]

person of interest, the mentalist, sherlock, dexter, castle, burn notice, 24, fringe, monk, supernatural, white collar, suits, psych, chuck, lie to me, leverage, elementary, blindspot, the blacklist, prison break, lost, the americans, justified, banshee, nikita, hannibal, the shield, alias, bones, the wire, true detective.

[CAPITANO @codaertworld]

@joejonahni @tampioruobari @markessien Instead of you to engage politely so you can learn, you're insulting him ... For you to pay CIT of 30%, you're definitely a big company.. most companies which are small companies pay less than 30% for CIT and all other taxes .. engage to learn , not to insult.

[Global Relocation Guide @_AustriaUpdates]

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,

Study visa is the easiest legal relocation route for Nigerians and if you’re smart, you can start with ₦2M–₦5M.

1) 🇹🇷 TURKEY — the “fully funded” scholarship route (Bachelor + Masters): Türkiye Scholarships

Their scholarship covers major items like tuition, accommodation, health insurance.

Application window (2026): Jan 10 – Feb 20, 2026

Turkey scholarship budget (entry only):
• Passport + documents: ₦150k
• Embassy/visa logistics: ₦200k
• Flight: ₦0 (often covered on fully funded routes; keep your own “just in case” aside)
• Landing cash (1 month): ₦300k
• Emergency buffer: ₦350k

TOTAL: ₦1.0M – ₦1.3M (≈ $670 – $870)

Non-scholarship route

Turkey varies by school/program, but Turkey is usually chosen for affordability compared to Western Europe (your goal is: if scholarship misses, you still have a plan).

Jobs that actually work with Turkey + student life: hospitality, customer support, IT support, design/VA, logistics ops.

2) 🇭🇺 HUNGARY — the scholarship king for BOTH Bachelor + Masters

Scholarship route: Stipendium Hungaricum

They list benefits such as tuition-free education, monthly stipend, accommodation contribution, medical insurance.
(And yes, it covers Bachelor + Master + one-tier master.)
Deadline (2026/27 call): 15 January 2026

Hungary scholarship budget (entry):
• Passport + documents: ₦150k
• Visa/embassy logistics: ₦250k
• Flight: ₦900k
• Accommodation top-up (first month): ₦150k
• Landing cash: ₦250k
• Buffer: ₦200k

TOTAL: ₦1.90M (≈ $1,267)

Non-scholarship route

Hungary paid tuition varies; Hungary is BEST used as scholarship-first.

Job-heavy courses: nursing/health, IT, engineering, supply chain, data.

3) 🇬🇷 GREECE — the “under €2k tuition” country Nigerians don’t talk about non-scholarship route (this is why Greece is hot)

Non EU tuition in Greece is around €1,500–€2,000 per year for many Bachelor’s and Master’s degrees.
That’s ₦2.48M–₦3.30M/year (≈ $1,650–$2,200).

Greece paid-tuition budget (Bachelor/Masters):
• Tuition (1 year): €1,500–€2,000 = ₦2.48M–₦3.30M
• Passport + docs: ₦150k
• Visa/embassy: ₦250k
• Flight: ₦900k
• Accommodation (1 month shared): ₦500k
• Insurance/admin: ₦150k
• Buffer: ₦300k

TOTAL: ₦4.73M – ₦5.55M
To stay under ₦5M, target €1,500 tuition + cheaper flight timing.

Scholarship route

Greece has official scholarship information via IKY for foreign citizens (varies by call/year).

Jobs that match Greece student life: hospitality/tourism, retail, customer service, logistics support, remote work.

4) 🇷🇴 ROMANIA — the “under $2k tuition” route: 1 year upfront

Non-scholarship route

A typical English MSc for non-EU around €2,000/year.

Romania paid-tuition budget (1 year upfront):
• Tuition (1 year upfront): $1,500–$2,000 = ₦2.25M–₦3.00M (aligned with ~€2,000 typical)
• Passport + docs + translations: ₦200k
• Visa/embassy: ₦250k
• Flight: ₦900k
• Accommodation (1 month shared): ₦450k
• Insurance/admin: ₦150k
• Buffer: ₦400k

TOTAL: ₦4.60M – ₦5.35M

Scholarship route

Romania scholarship routes are strongest when you’re willing to study in Romanian (or take a prep year). Scholarship/language is your “cheap hack.”

Jobs that match Romania: healthcare support, warehouse/logistics, hospitality, IT support.

5) 🇭🇷 CROATIA — affordable tuition exists as long as you avoid medicine

Tuition varies by program, but many non-med programs around €1,000–€4,000/year.
Croatia’s official scholarship calls exist but are often mobility/bilateral focused.

Non-scholarship route. Pick low-fee programs

Croatia paid budget (target €1,000–€2,000 tuition to stay under ₦5M):
• Tuition (1 year): €1,000–€2,000 = ₦1.65M–₦3.30M
• Passport + docs: ₦150k
• Visa/embassy: ₦250k
• Flight: ₦1.05M
• Accommodation (1 month shared): ₦600k
• Insurance/admin: ₦150k
• Buffer: ₦300k

TOTAL: ₦4.10M – ₦5.80M

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

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