Phil Thomas

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[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@Mark_Granger_ @Channel4 Excellent thanks Mark

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@Channel4 please can you do bleeped versions of Taskmaster Series 1-10. It’s our favourite show and now the kids adore it after watching Series 11.

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@snugsofa why is your head office that’s open to 6 closed at 5.30 and who can help me with the sofa you’ve delivered that appears to be damaged?

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@ThePoke have you seen this? How is this possible? https://t.co/sTSsRcwiBQ - mind blown someone can make these sounds #beatbox

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@TheHH06 They have our courses :)
And it’s a nice place to walk round - maybe next summer for the cherry or plum or strawberry festivals

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@TheHH06 Or maybe down in Kent but requires a car to do Canterbury and then go to Brogdale. Maybe even fit in a course https://t.co/TpTzwguLr3

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@TheHH06 Oxford then. Lots of little villages with nice pubs and food places. Walking/hikes easy to do. City nice in itself

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@JohnLewisRetail For years I’ve bought from you. Ends today for me. Paid £1799 for a TV in April 2020. Broke Aug 2021. Instead of fixing or replacing it with new model you offer me £1449. After 3 conversations you upped it to £1499. Staff rude, 5 year guarantee a joke, despicable

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@enterprisecares UK Bracknell rental. We completely disinfect your car or van so it’s safe before we hand it over to you. Apart from the disgusting used tissues the previous customer left in the van. We will leave those in there for you because we don’t really clean and disinfect

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@LIGO @NYTScience A devouring of black holes, a hunger of black holes makes sense to me.

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

My 9 year old has a dastardly plan for bobbing apples on Halloween. He’s going to replace the water in the bowl with wine for Daddy! I agreed that this would be terrible as he cackled to himself

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

Can Apple find the idiot who redid the alarms and timers for IOS 14 and beat them to death with a copy of Steve Jobs biography please #notbrokedontfixit #ios14 #fail

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

Sound advice

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Today is #WorldSuicidePreventionDay so I am going to reshare the quote that has helped me over and over again.

"You don't want to die, you just want to kill how you're feeling right now."

You are important, you are wanted and there is help. Speak up. Be stubborn. Stick around.

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@ThePoke @SimonMarksFSN I’d like it red white and blue and paint ‘freedom’ in large letters starting here

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@ThePoke @SimonMarksFSN And this will stop Melania escaping yes?

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

@NCSC price rip-off - MSc Info security is £11,600 with Royal Holloway full/part time. If you want distance learning you have to go via UoL who handle the admin and charge you £17,736 for the same course! A 65.4% markup to allow you to study remotely @royalholloway disgraceful

[Phil Thomas @codeandconsult]

Wow, thank god for that £10,000 shopping limit when I go to Waitrose on my stockpiling trips! Keeps me in check. #covid19 #budget #weeklyshop @ThePoke