Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.
Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.
The irony is that the commie and socialist politicians are using taxpayer money to spend it all on getting treated in the expensive US hospitals instead of getting treated in a government hospital in Keralam.
Spending ₹93.24 lakhs of taxes on a dude's medical expense abroad is insane!
Not a single grifter, natural resources extractor, heir, or financial speculator.
Builders, innovators, who created unprecedented wealth for their employees, investors, and made expensive things accessible to everyone. Living proofs that this can be done in a single lifetime by working hard and smart
God bless capitalism and innovation
History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.
Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.
And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.
You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.
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Kerala govt releases financial white paper :
• State has 5.07 lakh cr debt
• 77% of income spent on pension and salaries
• Capital spending for development is lowest in the country
• Loss of all PSUs - 78,851cr
• KIIFB debt - 21,000cr
The difference is that under capitalism, some poor bastard would get tired of rowing, invent the steam engine, revolutionize the world, and wind up hated for being rich, so then they'd build theatres and libraries and name them for themselves.
Under communism, you just inform on your neighbor, who is assigned to row, and you are rewarded with a table on deck.
Under fascism, everybody pretends to row and the boat doesn't go anywhere.
Gym progress is weird.
You look in the mirror every day and think nothing changed.
Then someone who hasn’t seen you in 6 months says:
“Bro… you got big.”