Codemart

Codemart is a closely knit team of specialists, having the best time of their lives when writing code. Core developers of @thevirtualbrain 👩‍🔬👨‍🔬

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your teammates when you broke the build 3 times in a row 🫵

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More than 160 researchers, clinicians, infrastructure experts, patient associations, the private sector as well as policymakers from 24 countries gathered in Munich on 21–22 May for the EBRAINS Roadmap Symposium, a milestone in shaping the EBRAINS Roadmap 2026–2036 and the future direction of European digital neuroscience.

Read more 👇 https://t.co/oLBSdoXzjp

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your 1st day as project lead, motivating your team by chanting "Spor! Spor! Spor! Reușim!" 💪

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how many times have I warned us not to use fractional story points?? 😧

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2 stackoverflow users linking you a 8-year-old deprecated answer which doesn't compile 👬

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when I was a junior we didn't docker-this, docker-that, we just SSH'd into PROD and changed some files and the world didn't end 🙄

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"sooo… what's our procedure to recover a table if… umm a friend –hypothetically – updated all rows by forgetting the 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 clause?!" 😇

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you closed the ticket as "won't fix" and the client wrote "thanks for looking into it" 🥳

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Summer 2026: Join us for 7 weeks of *paid* internship! 👨‍💻👩‍💻

Learn from projects like a global B2B eCommerce system 🏪, the leading large-scale brain simulator 🧠 or public transport management 🚊🚌

How to apply: https://t.co/oQOD0aH4Pp

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so i stored all passwords in one table and used foreign keys to reference them. I mean most users have the same passwords anyway, right? Gonna save us 7 GB storage…

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the client's server runs Suicide Linux and every typo is aliased into 𝚛𝚖 -𝚛𝚏 /

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Check out the conference programme: 🔗 https://t.co/WkcMTx7Ueg

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Our Brainiacs Paula 🧠 & Teodora 🧠 are enjoying their stay in springy Nice, France 🇫🇷 as workshop speakers for the 1st @EBRAINS_eu Student Conference on Interdisciplinary Brain Research: teaching how to use @thevirtualbrain to build In Silico replicas for personalised treatment

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when you ask your architect how much it will cost you to auto-scale on AWS 🤷‍♂️

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Today you're hearing a lot about us, the women in the IT industry. We're glad you're listening! Since women are tuning all this code, orchestrating all this machinery and sounding the alarm when things go south. Make sure you hear us!

Happy #WomensDay 2026! �� 🤍

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👂 We hear the tokens vaporizing. #WomensDay2026

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👂 We hear the build groaning. #WomensDay2026

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👂 We hear the backlog crunching. #WomensDay2026