🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected]

Principal engineer @hivemq | family/veganism/music/code | @Instana and @codecentric alumni
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[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

A good developer is like a werewolf: Afraid of silver bullets.

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

Donnerstag um 11:40 auf der @bedcon könnt ihr mich zum Thema Supply-Chain-Security für Entwickler*innen sehen. Und direkt danach im Livestream bei https://t.co/uNscsg41Ob

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@MaxEricThiel @UlrichSchneider 20% ... maßgeblich ... da hat aber jemand richtig gut in Mathe aufgepasst.

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@Leutegesundmach @UlrichSchneider Beschäftigte gegen Beschäftigte ist der falsche Ansatz.

[Julian Feldmann @jgfeldmann]

In #Zwickau in #Sachsen entsteht offenbar ein Netzwerk von #Neonazis, die sich langfristig in der Region festsetzen wollen. Wir haben uns die Gruppe genauer angeschaut - und Personen der verbotenen Gruppe #Nordadler entdeckt. @NDRrecherche https://t.co/yaIY5qrfi4

[Josh @joshmanders]

This is what I want to see AI used for, not to create yet another social media auto replier for marketing.

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@joshmanders @urlichsanais Well … sadly by now investments into AI are primarily aimed at creating fake news, deepfake porn and making corporations rich by stealing the work of artists.

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@myfear Chances are ... that we are all falling into the silver bullet trap over and over again. Depending on your org it might be DevOps, Platform Team, SRE or some weird mix of all of these.

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@gunnarmorling We all know about those few lines of documentation which saved our butts during an incident…

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@mp911de Ahhh, fellow enemies of the sun ;)

[Toddington @HXValley]

Every conspiracy theorist right now

[Aleksey Shipilëv @shipilev]

As a fellow library maintainer, I assure you, only a few people in the world really want to own the libs.

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@skdh Do you know when the first study with evidence got published?

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@Dixie3Flatline I am even simpler than that: It has nic cage in it => will watch

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

48% more CO2 from Google due to AI: https://t.co/zqmgFqnhg6
That with pretending since 2007 to be CO2 neutral: https://t.co/KzwS5WAJjP
At least they updated their aim to (maybe) be CO2 neutral in 2030: https://t.co/nGAEhH23IP

#AI is accelerating humanity straight to its grave.

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@starbuxman Let’s also not forget its amazing wire protocol which is used by CockroachDB, Clickhouse, AWS Aurora and many more.

[Bloomberg Green @climate]

Google, which has seen its planet-warming emissions rise because of artificial intelligence, has stopped buying cheap offsets and dropped its claim to be carbon neutral https://t.co/7gvjWXs5oM

[edburns (@[email protected]) @edburns]

It was a bit of a pain, but I now have the same yubikey working for signing commits when I take it out of my MacBook Pro and put it into my Surface Book 3. Thanks to this guide from @JardaZivny https://t.co/imJKF4jxwE cc @codepitbull

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@gri_mm Wozu? Beiden fehlt eine positive Vision für unsere Zukunft.

[🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @[email protected] @codepitbull]

@dev_ago @urlichsanais I care about the abuse and slaughter of animals first. Which means I‘d rather replace Parmesan with Ketchup on my pasta and cheese with pineapple on my Margherita. I‘d also break my spaghetti in half if it would save a pig.