Tim Elkins

I like pie and I have *strong* opinions on what constitutes a sandwich.
🥧=🥪

[Tim Elkins @codeslave]

Future contagion/outbreak movies won't seem realistic if they don't include conservatives licking doorknobs to make liberals cry.

[Tim Elkins @codeslave]

lol, I just joined Substack Notes
https://t.co/O4UB8MFThV

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

Rogan guest: The earth is flat.

Critic: That’s nonsense.

Rogan: Ok, debate him on my show.

Critic: That would only add to the stupidity.

Rogan: See, you’re afraid. Just more proof that geography has failed us as a science.

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

And then there’s the owner of the platform denying what we’re seeing with our eyes

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Trump just posted a doctored video of Anderson Cooper. This comes after Cooper defended CNN's Trump town hall. It's a reminder that if you show conciliatory weakness toward Trump, he'll punish you for it. Cowards in the media should take note.

[Tim Elkins @codeslave]

@FutileResistan @nachosarah Nobody knows or nobody wants to say. It's probably not good news.

[Tim Elkins @codeslave]

@jeremynewberger "They're not sending their best."

[Tim Elkins @codeslave]

I just earned the 'Verified Adventure (Level 17)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/ZBKqAgLAoG

[Tim Elkins @codeslave]

What's going on with the @NYTGames Android app and Wordle? In the past week the wrong stats have shown up, solved games aren't being saved, streaks have been broken, etc.

[Tim Elkins @codeslave]

@newrepublic @mtomasky I think Thomas already destroyed his own reputation.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

@charliekirk11 LGBT stands for Little Gross Baby Teeth.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

first they came for Donald Trump, and I did not speak out— because I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

and now let's go live to Melania Trump, for her reaction to Donald Trump being indicted by the Manhattan Grand Jury

[Tim Elkins @codeslave]

@GuysNation @thevaultcomics @nachosarah Good luck getting an answer. Either nobody knows or nobody wants to be on the record with what they know. Money Shot is being continued without her, though.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Popped over to watch Trump during March Madness halftime.

This speech is like getting cornered by a guy at a party who is 11 beers deep and can't stop talking about how his career & marriage didn't go as well as he hoped.

[jere🦆my @jere7my]

Dear conservatives of America: please learn that focal lengths are a thing and senatorial body doubles are not. #Fetterman

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg just replied to Jim Jordan, saying that the Judiciary Committee investigation into his prosecution is an “unprecedented inquiry into a pending local prosecution.” He also said that Republicans began their attacks after “Trump created a false expectation that he would be arrested.,” and “The letter’s requests are an unlawful incursion into New York’s sovereignty.”

Bragg just called out Republicans for the political propaganda they are trying to use to cancel a legal criminal investigation and possible indictment. You go Alvin Bragg!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Trump has reportedly filed a ridiculous Ethics Complaint against Manhattan District attorney Alvin Bragg.

In other words, the guy who is about to be indicted for alleged crimes says that the good guys are the bad guys.

Democrats are on the side of law enforcement. Republicans are on the side of the man who is about to be indicted, whose business was convicted of 17 felonies and who is under 4 criminal probes.

I know what side I’m on!

[Tim Elkins @codeslave]

Winter is so beautiful, I'm missing it already https://t.co/BbOu6p1kF1

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

don't know about you guys but i'm up to a bunch of wokeism this weekend