John Locke

There's taking a shit, and then there's everything else.

[John Locke @codewhite830]

@barstoolsports @DraftKings Rodgers wore 8 for four seasons bud

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@BQQuinn sounds like symptoms of a migraine? Pounding headache and tons of sweat. Happens to me all the time

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@BQQuinn to answer your question about parking your spaceship around a green sun if a Kryptonian is chasing you, is it because they didn't know how strong a Kryptonian is under the yellow sun of earth? Kryptonians naturally aren't that strong right? So maybe it surprised them

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@MrBeast 2502500

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@JoeyBallCap @uniquemoviemom That's Ultron bro.

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@woodwardsports @nealruhl @KnicksCentral @nyknicks @KnicksMuse @KnicksMemes @KnicksFanTv @NBA_NewYork @DetroitPistons @NBA It's ok, maybe next season buddy😂

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@sundayjeff just heard this week's TESD. Instantly upgraded my Patreon. Can't have you looking for Scrabble all day

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@Floridap8triot @ZohranKMamdani @GovKathyHochul They're filming a movie fuckface

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@DKSports 43

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@TomPestock No one gonna point out he said excepted instead of accepted?

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@208_PHOENIX @unusual_whales Sure so tell me the part where it says their kids are exempt too. I'll wait

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@RealCGriff How you not smash Richelle Ryan though?

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@ViralNewsNYC Good, do ebikes next

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@dillondanis .

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@BradFiorenza @kendalljayyzhxu Why put the 1 in the beginning? Duhhhh

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@stoolpresidente where's the political tweet Dave? You sure do drop them fast as hell when it's the left fucking up

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@JeffNadu Didn't you celebrate when he won the election?

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NEW EPSTEIN FILES PROVE DONALD TRUMP WAS FORCING CHILDREN TO GIVE HIM ORAL SEX!!!

[John Locke @codewhite830]

@ViralNewsNYC This was done already 7 months ago. This isn't anything new

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