Codie Hacka

Acting Golf Course Superintendent in the transition zone, Linux fan, Comic book collector, Gamer, Christian. wannabe hermit.

[Codie Hacka @CodieHacka]

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Soon you won't be able to use a phone, computer, or even your smart tv or smart fridge without showing your government id or face scan.

[Codie Hacka @CodieHacka]

@NickJFreitas https://t.co/wPxN52txsV
Why haven't you talked about this?

[Codie Hacka @CodieHacka]

@kevin_smith45 With this much gray hair here, I would have expected more intelligent discourse and less name calling...

[USGA Green Section @USGAGrnSection]

Cart restrictions are often necessary in early spring to protect courses when soils are saturated and turf is not actively growing 👇

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ghost Of Saint Patrick Returns To Drive Rosie O’Donnell Out Of Ireland https://t.co/uO32pp9Vhc

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man’s Christian Love For Humanity Shattered By Trip To The Airport https://t.co/kxFyxalbsE

[John Petrovsky @GolfFourSeasons]

The old Turf Truckster brings back some fun memories. This one is 30+ years old and still purrs like a kitten.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

San Francisco Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Adding Green Dye To Sidewalk Poop https://t.co/vP2KlAkmou

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

John Thune Vows To Bring SAVE Act Up For Vote As Soon As He's Sure It Won't Pass https://t.co/ETtkI8kPgQ

[Codie Hacka @CodieHacka]

Ladies and gentlemen, a.i. is the equivalent to horoscopes. The second you let it influence your life above entertainment you are hosed.

[Codie Hacka @CodieHacka]

@NickJFreitas They are clearly not thinking this through. If the world is in a population crunch and Americans are offing kids, who's going to cut their yards and fix their cars? Ain't the chelsea jrs of the world!

[Codie Hacka @CodieHacka]

If smokers get smoke breaks, gamers should get gaming breaks. One hand of solitaire is roughly equal to a cigarette.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Billions Dead As Doomsday Clock Springs Forward For Daylight Saving Time https://t.co/QLUBo8CEde

[Adam Moczar @AdamMoczar]

⚡🇨🇵 Marine Le Pen:
“France will take all necessary steps.
Radical mosques will be closed, hate preachers will be expelled.

Salafism and the Muslim Brotherhood will be liquidated.” The West must wake up!

[Jonathan Heywood, CGCS @JonathanTurf]

And just like that golf Course Superintendents, all across the country are over budget

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him': RFK Jr. Announces Seal Team Six Has Neutralized The Kool-Aid Man https://t.co/yTQU4hfLYE

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Buildings https://t.co/7szr7GhInx

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

At this preschool, they had a "Dress like what you want to be when you grow up"

[Codie Hacka @CodieHacka]

@MattWalshBlog If you are that displeased, why do you keep going back? Make them come back to you.

[Andrew Wright @redwolfturf]

When coaches , staff, students, dont comply about staying off fields with frost/snow