Coding Jesus

I died for your exceptions. All developers have broken code, and only by embracing the word can it be fixed. P.S Twitter is unable to deal with my birth date.

[Coding Jesus @codingjesus]

Dev: "I need to carve a pumpkin... "
Other dev: "Have you seen how amazing a chainsaw cuts things? Definately the only option"
Me: 🤦‍♂️

[Coding Jesus @codingjesus]

@PieterKoornhof Time for some java...script(ure)!

[Coding Jesus @codingjesus]

@eldevilliers Suck it you whiny little shit. 🏳️ There, take this universal flag of giving up...

[Coding Jesus @codingjesus]

@eldevilliers I set that one up as a punishment for all the horrible things you've said to people about their code over the years.