CODY BOLAN

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

birth certificates are hilarious cause look im right here

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The Gateway is officially open. #BearsMightBeBack

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

if not me then who IS the bees knees?

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

yo did Marvin Gaye ever figure out what the fuck was going on???

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

can’t believe lance armstrong took steroids just so he could make it to the moon

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

the horse has no idea he just won

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

just pulled up to chipotle in a U-Haul and got double steak

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

@meechyballgame this should be a viral tweet

[Meech @meechyballgame]

Troy Polamalu on 4th&1

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

@PFTCommenter 🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒 @TheRealMD_23

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

all i need on sunday is football with my homies and all of us screaming “ball” every time there’s a fumble

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

gas stations should have a bundle deal called the holy trinity and it’s just a celsius a think bar and a pack of zyns

[jack @heyjackmccarthy]

I’ll have what he’s having

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

wait…John Wilkes Booth did WHAT???

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

a guy got stung by a stingray while I was at the beach and when he got out of the water I told his friend to piss on it but that’s for jellyfish. so essentially this dude was just pissing on his friend

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

He fouled out Middleton. He guarded Giannis. He scored 56 almost exclusively on twos. He took as many free throws as any four Bucks combined. And got no more than 15 points from any teammate. And played more minutes than anyone. I can’t believe what I just saw. — Dan

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

little caesars hitting us with the “hot n ready” slogan not even saying it’s good either. just letting u know they have it here and it’s heated

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

saw the fedex guy jump over this big ass puddle to deliver a package so i said “nice” and gave him a thumbs up. he said fuck u and then drove away

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

there’s a guy walking on the beach rn who’s like 6’5” and weighs 140 lbs soaking wet. he’s wearing jeans and carrying a ziplock bag of roasted chicken. idk just thought yall should know

[CODY BOLAN @cody_bolan]

the cowboys kicker should start applying to 9-5 jobs now