Cody DeTroy ™

The Møtherfucking Cødy DęTrøy

[Cody DeTroy ™ @cody_detroy]

The world need less hate and more weed

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I think we’re all suffering from news fatigue, because any other time in history if the Pentagon officially released UFO videos that are now declassified which show unidentified crafts traveling at insane rates of… https://t.co/E6ADMfZ001

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

In our world today, we’re heavily dependent upon each other. It’s essential, therefore, that we cooperate with one another—then we’ll be able to solve many problems. Good relations, heart to heart, are important and necessary—everything depends upon our having a good motivation.

[Cody DeTroy ™ @cody_detroy]

How are you quarantining?

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

Trump has the blood of three of my friends on his hands. All the people dying now are a direct result of his delays and denials. Two of them were taken off respirators able to have FaceTime last words of love to their families. One last act of compassion. Trump is a monster

[Thomas Sullivan @Yfz84]

#freejoexotic is trending. You guys do realize he's an awful person, right?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Kobe was a legend on the court and just getting started in what would have been just as meaningful a second act. To lose Gianna is even more heartbreaking to us as parents. Michelle and I send love and prayers to Vanessa and the entire Bryant family on an unthinkable day.

[Arthur @TheMaineFishman]

Can we trade Keeping up with the Kardashian’s for Keeping up with the Irwin’s? They’ve saved ninety-thousand animals from the Australian bush fires. All Kim Kardashian does is eat salad and cry on command.

[Arthur @TheMaineFishman]

If you don’t care about what is happening in Australia you are heartless.

[Lokeni Maui Kolohekane 🌊 @nawaisurf]

My instagram feed is all rescued koala bears and it’s breaking my heart. When will people finally realize that climate change is real? Our earth is being destroyed. Aloha Aina.

[Cody DeTroy ™ @cody_detroy]

My commute just got so much easier thanks to this dope low rider.

[Cody DeTroy ™ @cody_detroy]

2020 already ain’t shit lol. But Imma always get my bread no matter what.

[PS @POPSUGAR]

.@Beyonce and JAY-Z really popped up at the #GoldenGlobes! 😱 https://t.co/CtWBDCg84S

[Camden New Journal @NewJournal]

Fire at the Koko music venue. Firefighters at the scene.

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

JUST IN | Gov. Cuomo jumped into action as his motorcade passed a pile-up on the Brookyln-Queens Expressway and lifts a driver of a delivery van from his cab.
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[Cody DeTroy ™ @cody_detroy]

Donald Trump needs to smoke a blunt and chill the fuck out. STOP STARTING A WAR!

[Erin Fletcher @erinfletcher85]

If you neglect your child too much they may grow up to be a jerk. If you neglect them too little they’ll be a snowflake. But if you neglect them just enough you’ll have a comedian in the family.