Cody Alderman

I am not the reason I am on this earth. I am here to be the minister, man, and musician that God wants me to be.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

I may or may not have spent $50 on Pokémon cards today. #whatiswrongwithme #ithoughtiwaspastthis

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

The best part about being an adult is that I don't have to choose between two flavors of ice cream. I can just get both.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

I firmly believe sarcasm and one liners are my spiritual gifts.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

This was my mindset this weekend...

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

Guess who is going to Walmart at midnight to get a video game. Me. Guess who is also apparently still a 12 year old. Also me.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

The most annoying/funniest thing about my day is listening to people try (and horribly fail) to describe the movie they want to watch.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

Cosmic Brownies are a flower of light in a field of darkness that's given me the strength to carry on.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

I'm a firm believer in the No Fry Left Behind policy.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

I think it's cute when I order BOGO wings at Sonic and they give me more than one fork.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

I just found a piece of BBQ chicken in my beard and seriously debate for 30 seconds on whether or not I should eat it.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

My taste in music is your face.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

@britain_morris I'm officially running for woman of the year.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

@britain_morris I think I'm just confused at this point.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

I think I'm a girl. Buying stuff for myself puts me in a good mood.

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

Guess who's card number got stolen 4 days before he leaves for California?? 🙋🏼

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

This can't be more accurate.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

"Don't be the guy who gets drunk and loses an eye in a Cornhole accident this Memorial Day weekend." - Abraham Lincoln

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

@caleb_clingan5 https://t.co/X7CX1AENHH

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

The Slow and the Mild Tempered #BoringBlockbusters

[Cody Alderman @codyalderman]

@ascrimshire #BoringBlockbusters Girl with the Henna Tattoo