🚨 ATTENTION REPUBLICANS 🚨 It is IMPERATIVE that you go to your nearest McDonald’s to vote TODAY. Ask the cashier for the SECRET PATRIOT BALLOT. Each vote counts 200x more than a liberal vote. DO NOT let the Democrats find out about this.
@galendruke There’s an 87% chance you got Diet A&W in that cup. Thanks for bringing the spirit of fivethirtyeight. Such good memories - can’t wait to tune in tonight.