pajamuel samuel

the cracker barrel sheriff
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art in header by @_hedgeknight
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he/him
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basically just a Connections hate account at this point.

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

broke: 27
woke: one score and seven years old

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

@XfinitySupport it should be illegal how the xfinity chat agent refuses to help when there's an outage. I'm paying for your service, I expect your support.

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

@netflix happily just canceled my ten year membership after you forced the single household plan on us. Embarrassing

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

the musical Chicago if written in the Star Wars universe - "And All That Jizz!"

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

@lyft if I am at an international airport at a reasonable hour there is no excuse for making me wait 15 minutes for a driver to show up. Especially when I've seen a dozen lyfts come through in that amount of time. You suck

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

@wynaliu stub a toe

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@NYTGames y'all can't make a good Connections board to save your lives.

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@wynaliu FAMOUS MISTERS

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is fleabag the name of the fox

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@DNC

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@NYTGames absolutely wretched and awful Connections today. you should be ashamed

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@NYTGames Connections fucking sucks and you put an ad in front of it? Today's "connections" were weaker than your journalists' integrity.

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@NYTGames whoever is in charge of Connections is really, really bad at their job. Would you let them know for me, please? Thank you!

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

IS HENRY KISSINGER EVEN I THIS THING

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the kazoo harmonies in Bad Reputation are amazing

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the guy from Lolita ran against Nixon for US presidency???

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@em_guts So then why isn't it lemonaid or gatoraid

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

what does the -ade suffix mean

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

@em_guts Lemonade
Limeade
Powerade
Gatorade

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

everything i learned about socializing with humans, i learned from the live action Scooby-Doo movie's behavioral roleplay example video

[pajamuel samuel @codydowell]

FELLAS

lemme tell you it's basically free to get your boo thang flowers when they're having a bad day, it's wild. you can just go get some at the store.