Cody

Alliteration aficionado. Certified Cicerone®.

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Seven straight!

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Overheard, one old guy talking to another: "... But your kids... Someone's going to have to bury your old stupid ass one day."

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Sure, there are handfuls of churrasquerias, but why aren't there any churrosquerias?

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Just paid $23 in fees for $16 worth of tickets. @Ticketmaster can eat my shorts. #circus

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Pilot just said they need to do an electrical reset on the plane to potentially clear an alarm. Did someone really just tell them to turn the plane off and back on again??

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@j5foun10 @astrosguy Congrats! And a separate congrats to @astrosguy and you for wearing and picking different Astros hats and photos for each of these nine photos!

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@WeldWerksBrewCo who distributes your beer in Kansas? Found some Fluid Dynamics from March and Juicy Bits from August. These are world class beers when fresh but don't have that kind of shelf life. I'd hate for it to be someone's introduction to your brands.

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Can't sleep? World Cup!

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@MFDarrell 45%. Pulled it off the charger about 7:15, 38 minutes of usage.

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@MFDarrell The trade in value for my iPhone 8 Plus hasn't changed, but still $201 after trade-in for me. My Pixel 3 is actually doing pretty well, save battery life, but never being far from a charger has still prevented me from pulling the trigger.

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That was fun. #WorldSeries 👻🌹

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@j5foun10 Mancini! What a grab.

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I prefer the no hitter, but Chas earned that MVP of game 5. 👻 🌹

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Houston Astros play baseball good. 👻 🌹

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@jacquelynruth Is it a lewk? I don't get it. I certainly don't like it.

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I hope Marsh takes a shower before Game 4. Dude is gross. 👻🌹

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@j5foun10 Probably not what he expected there...

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Game 1. 👻 🌹

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Astros win the pennant! Astros sweep the Yankees! Astros to the World Series! 👻 🌹

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3-0, here we go. 👻🌹