Ian Lennart Surraville

Activist | Writer | Strategist

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Не вірте фейкам.

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

Yes, you’re a horse. Yes, you’re a cow. You dumbasses. 🙄

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

@realDonaldTrump Now, pronounce the word, sanctimoniously. sanc-ti-mo-​nious-ly. Tell us the truth. You don’t know the meaning of this word, do you? Otherwise you would’ve known that the very reason why Mitt got defeated in 2012 was for being “sanctimonious”. Like you are now.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Had failed presidential candidate @MittRomney devoted the same energy and anger to defeating a faltering Barack Obama as he sanctimoniously does to me, he could have won the election. Read the Transcripts!

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

Turkey's Elazığ area is hit with a 6.8 magnitude earthquake at around 20:55 on 24 January 2020. The initial report came out with 4 dead, but the latest update is reporting 8 dead in Elazığ and 6 in Malatya. Turkey's... https://t.co/r79QDU3jhV

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

After having heard Alan Dershowitz's argument on CNN, I finally realised something. According to this distinguished former Harvard Law professor, now I can argue today about anything I was wrong about in the past in... https://t.co/5fRAalCvyi

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

A progression of light in a fleeting reflection.

#night #light #reflection

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

I've heard people criticising Bernie Sanders's rhetorics for human rights and America's neglected in comparison to Martin Luther King Jr.'s inspiring speech, "I Have a Dream", saying that his (Bernie's) voice needs to... https://t.co/sdlPZM2Ls0

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

I have an urgent request for my friends in NYC:

Is there anyone who is willing to babysit my books until either I come back to New York or find a way to ship them here to Turkey? My relative who has been keeping them... https://t.co/AIibtUWDY4

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

Someone asked me today, “Being a prolific thinker and professional writer (whatever it means, I was thinking upon hearing this phrase), you take too long to write something when it matters.” True. I had to agree... https://t.co/gnNXpBFrQa

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

Once upon a time in Turkey, there was a time when the US Navy was welcomed by an “interesting night club” and “öpücü” was a profession at Galatasaray. I know, I know it’s not “öpücü” but “örücü”, but still.... https://t.co/6FQsvhihTu

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

It’s all about money and how to cut down the cost — now at the expense of our children’s health and healthy lifestyle. The wall at the Mexican border is getting expensive, I guess. Demanding money from South Korea for providing protection, and now this. https://t.co/VcXAdF470q

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

A: I can't wait till I graduate.

Me: Why?

A: All these endless deadlines, assignments, exams and classes ... I'm so sick and tired of them. I think I'm done. I want to have a life.

I didn't say anything to him. I... https://t.co/uDkzOALZvF

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

Before you utter that dramatic statement, ”I never compromise my principles”, read the definition of the word, principle. The Merriam-Webster defines:

1a : a comprehensive and fundamental law, doctrine, or... https://t.co/CO0WdgtfoX

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

A: I fastly wrote that report for you.

Me: Did you just say, ”fastly”? ”Fastly” get the hell out of my face before I murder you with any English dictionary I can grab hold of right now.

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

I just took the @thredUP fashion footprint quiz to see how dirty my closet is. Spoiler alert: Shopping secondhand is the BEST way to clean it up. Take the quiz to find out your carbon impact and what you can do... https://t.co/Pj66e68fQ9

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

Well, let me put it simply. The meaning of Meghan and Harry being independent from the Royal Fund? It means Meghan is free to sue the fuck out of you at the court when you make racist jokes about her and/or her... https://t.co/dXMkE35Mno

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

If you want to accuse Bernie with this, bring the full account out. Bring out the facts, bring out the full context, bring out the environment they were in, bring out everything. So sick and tired of a few rumour mills concocting a mischaracterisation... https://t.co/YKjhRgmIHr

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

Yes, yes, yes! Go, New Jersey! https://t.co/6K1UBUdqq1

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

Most of the significant moments of my life, I've come to realise lately, have no whatsoever records. No photographs, no video or audio recordings, or for some, not even written recollections — I'm not sure even now if... https://t.co/sdw9RleIJx

[Ian Lennart Surraville @coeurdelion]

I really didn't want to go this far, but I will anyway. Let's make a few objective observations here:

1. Take a good look at your short and pot-belly husband whom you convinced others and yourself that you married... https://t.co/3gmEJjpJuy