the french fry kid

television connoisseur & human coffee bean. just like the other girls (she/her/gay)

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

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[Aspen! @AspenWoods14]

I DON’T WANT to file my taxes I WANT to be PASSED AROUND like a BLUNT between a BIG and DIVERSE group of GIANT GIRLS

[im keef girgo 🌹 @flex_luther13]

abe in mad men immediately saying the feds killed mlk, coolest guy in the show ngl

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little espańol?

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i never came out i just started talking about kristen stewart a lot

[the french fry kid @coffee_bixch]

me if i ever end up in divorce court

[ً @httpsfangs]

Yes your honor I did bite them, and it was yummy and i left a bite mark

[jupiter ⚔️ @lesbisnm]

sometimes it’s just a lesbian and her love for the moon

[seraph @despaird0ll]

this too shall pass, but like.... can i get an eta

[the french fry kid @coffee_bixch]

the insecure intrusive thoughts/anxious ruminating are SO loud today jfc

[♡ faye 🇵🇸🔱🔥 ♡ @idktommi]

I have lunch with 4 trans girls all the time u ain't special

[the french fry kid @coffee_bixch]

this is so true bc why is being a good girl™️ so easy and rewarding, but being a good person™️ is hard and thankless

[ﾋﾟ @raai_17]

gender neutral language is great until “am I a good girl” turns into “am I a good person” and now I’m in an existential crisis

[the french fry kid @coffee_bixch]

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[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

they should invent a bisexual woman who constantly flaunts her male attraction but almost exclusively dates women

[the french fry kid @coffee_bixch]

i’m white boys

love to Zohran, Alhamdulillah

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

inshallah tonight will be a big night for white boys who love saying inshallah

[the french fry kid @coffee_bixch]

@widowmoder 🇵🇭🇺🇸🤝🏻🇩🇪🇻🇳

[viviana 🫀 @chipilonita]

lesbians will be like “is this girl thats driving an hour to come over for dinner into me?”

[the french fry kid @coffee_bixch]

“He looks like if Timotheé Chalamet fucked a Who” - Alex on Casey Affleck in Good Will Hunting

[the french fry kid @coffee_bixch]

I’m here to volunteer for the role of “normal guy”

[Mr. Thank You @c0mmunicants]

They should send a normal guy into the Criterion closet and watch as he gets increasingly frustrated that he can’t find a copy of 50 First Dates.