I Like My Women Like

You'll find that there are many similarities between a good cup of coffee and a fine woman.

[Micah Crowe @Micah__superman]

If you can't fuck in heaven, I'm going to hell

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I like my women how I like my coffee: Gay

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee:

Covered in the blood of my enemies

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I like my women like I like my coffee:

With #teeth

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@nestorpnovak @jaydestro @maxsparber @OrangeFact @pixelatedboat yes

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@EndMeRightNow @mortimermaiden Even more sexist than this damn account. Significantly more, actually

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@EndMeRightNow @mortimermaiden Bitch, back the fuck off. It's sexist as fuck

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

@praisecheese I'm so sorry

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-
Quick, easy, and for about $2.39.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-
So black that its gravity destroys atoms.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-
Heartless.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-
Imported from Cuba.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-

Always scolding me when all I want to do is sit down and have a drink.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-

I rarely have it. But when I do, I'm done in like 2 minutes & it's just a disappointing experience.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-
Keeping me up all night.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-
Soulless.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women how I like my coffee,
Fresh and waiting for me on my desk when I arrive at the office in the morning.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-
Unable to connect with emotionally.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-
Willing to have sex with me.

[I Like My Women Like @coffeebabes1]

I like my women like I like my coffee-
Whipped.