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Soccer mom. Coffee addict. Minivan driver. High Waisted for everything. Mostly a mom thing going on around my daily life.

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

ENERGIZED 😤

#Crew96 | #CLBvRBNY

[jB ⭐⭐⭐ @WoodHamHat]

@SJEarthquakes #vettix

[Mom Jeans @coffeemom614]

@PicturesFoIder Genius!!!

[Mom Jeans @coffeemom614]

@midwestern_ope Lake Erie!

[MLS Communications @MLS_PR]

A statement from Major League Soccer.

[MLS Buzz @MLS_Buzz]

For all of the whining and crying about the way MLS operates, Inter Miami is about to sign Lionel Messi.

We went from 10 teams to 30, plus Lionel Messi in 15 years

No league has added more, built more stadiums, and fast forwarded more anywhere in the world in that time

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

Headed in the right direction ☝️

#Crew96 | #CLBvCLT

[Mom Jeans @coffeemom614]

@BunAndLeggings Hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sim Talks Tennis 🎾🙂‍↔️🎤 @SimTalksTelly]

Val is an underrated comedic genius in #WorkingMoms love me a chaotic mess of a character 🤭

[Mom Jeans @coffeemom614]

@midwestern_ope That's exactly how I say 😂

[Mom Jeans @coffeemom614]

True.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners asking for help

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

4-way stops are a nightmare in the midwest

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

nobody:

Midwesterner trying to ask someone for a favor: hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's alright. Do you hate me?

[Mind Essentials @Mind_Essentials]

2.

[SpacedMom @copymama]

Kids be like “I got $20 for my birthday? Cool, let me immediately blow it all in one shot on gummy worms, Airheads, and Pocky from the corner store.”

[Rachelle @rasm69]

That moment you look up at the old guy talking on the television and realize you’re the same age

[Flav🚂🪡🧵🎯 @Darveyinbed]

Jamie Tartt representing my new mood whenever someone annoys me:

#TedLasso

[drea @ohmyfaniston]

#ALEXLEVY: i’m the problem, it’s me

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

Our City. Our Club. Our Crew.

#Crew96 | #CLBvDC