Lovely to meet David & his team on Holy Island today. North Northumberland desperately needs the change he & a Labour government can bring. After talking to him today I’m convinced he has the experience, seriousness & vision to be a truly effective voice for our area. #VoteLabour
If you’re near Alnmouth you can call into Scott’s for a coffee from this absolutely beautiful Kees van der Westen Spirit Duette. For us at https://t.co/QgxvnI997o there’s no finer espresso machine. Installed yesterday for one very happy customer! #Northumberland
Was just now having a wee chortle at this ⬇️. The Anderson dtr (home from uni) waits a long moment & says, in “that” tone, “Did you read something funny mum…..in the Guardian?” My laughter is “performative”, apparently. This must be what it’s like living in Stewart Lee’s house.
Absolutely disgusted at the appalling service from @UPS_UK! I’ve been waiting since 14.11 for a parcel and every day since then you’ve sent me a message saying it’s coming next day. TWO WEEKS of wind-up! Where is it?!
Pray for Rupert Murdoch as his Sun Newspaper faces criticism for its brave stance against the sexually perverted BBC.
I lick his bald head & taste beef mince.
His folds of skin like ruffled bed sheets after night leakages.
His neck smelling of cheddar.
A dainty hen of a man.
❤️🙏
Grandad is telling us RAF national service stories while we eat cheesecake. He was a sparky but apparently he once flew a Vampire* while the proper pilot had his lunch.
*Could just be the cheesecake talking.
#FathersDay