Jack

Drink more coffee because caffeine prevents skin cancer.

[Jack @coffeerequired]

If you’re a fan of MAD Magazine, caricature, or just damn good illustration, Tom Richmond’s The Ink Stained Wretch is worth following.
The Ink Stained Wretch
https://t.co/V4yADIRK0V

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@SnazzyLabs What’s there to talk about as nothing will happen. Nobody of note will be held accountable. If you believe something notable will happen, I have a bridge to sell you in NYC.

[Jack @coffeerequired]

Found @art4mad’s cover on MAD Hodgepodge of Humor Vol 3 at the B&N front counter, next to TIME: Artificial Intelligence. MAD vs AI ? Choose wisely. #MADMagazine #BNBuzz

[Jack @coffeerequired]

How long do I “Hang tight. We’re processing your order…” ? a Spawn # 1 for @Todd_McFarlane @CGCComics signing?

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@JennXTex @WallStreetApes add use the free plastic hotel laundry bag OR store plastic bag as a ice bag liner :)

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@libsoftiktok pretty sure the backpack 🎒 the shooter was wearing in pictures is the “ Peak Design Everyday Backpack Zip 20L in Ash “ (grey) color.

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@SeanDuffyWI As a frequent traveler, please consider requiring airlines to report gate-to-gate times (door close at departure to door open at arrival). This better reflects total travel time for passengers.

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@united SAN United Club lounge closes at 9:30 PM PT? or 10 PM? I walked into the lounge at 9:35 PM, but no food, no drinks, nothing …. What gives? why even let anyone in?

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@Shell is there anyway to increase the $100 limit per fill up? My fuel tank is 100 liters (26.42 gallons) so two transactions is not ideal. go inside sure but how about via Shell Pay & Save pay at the pump?

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@SpigenWorld when / where is the best place to check for resupply?

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@tumitravel called Customer Service @ 1-800-299-8864 multiple times (long holds!) but offer to text given w/ automated operator stating just sent a text to mobile phone (& call ends) but nothing / no text!?! have a ? on my RO please advise

[Jack @coffeerequired]

decaf coffee ☕️ needs warning label, “are you sure?” or “why?” might work…

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@Starbucks @StarbucksCare I had a problem with my mobile order today (Fri 03-Nov-2023) but do not understand how to address my issue (contact you) within your mobile application. Please advise.

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@TingInternet your internet preorder page is a sign-in loop?!? Your service is available in my area but when go pre-order/ get notified, I can sign in but it loops / signs out no notification?!?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@MKBHD This is real?

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@united WiFi broken again? 😑 why offer a paid internet subscription, if your equipment is consistently broken? it’s not the $, service please! UA 546 SAN > IAD #unitedairlines #united

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@Starbucks @StarbucksCare no receipt available after purchase (printer out of paper, digital receipt from app / QR usage is not itemized). Starbucks chat is open but no live agents available? assistance is requested for an itemized receipt

[Jack @coffeerequired]

at @Dulles_Airport airport, anyone notice their carpet pile height seems higher vs. other airports? more effort to roll your bag #FirstWorldProblems

[Jack @coffeerequired]

@united 1 trip remaining in 2022 for PQD to keep my next year Platinum status. Any chance to wave requirement or must I fly now? (44 PQF to date in 2022)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter