Chelsea Alicia

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

having a Jimothy summer (body positive, snacking nonstop and lurking)

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please be picky as fuck, this is your world and whatever you want exists.

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

I am assembling a team

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

this picture of macklin celebrini always reminds me of that plasticine penguin hooting and hollering

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i may be severely depressed but at least i have this (holds up kinda fucked up looking cat who adds a lot of stress to my life)

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my toxic trait is telling my cat he is a good little boy when he has actually been committing atrocities all day every day

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You're in hell. You're staying with one of those families that seemingly never eats. They skip breakfast. Lunch rolls around and everyone says, “I'm not really hungry.” There are no snacks anywhere. Then they don't eat dinner until like 8PM.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

[Chelsea Alicia @coffeeswan]

It had to start somewhere 😅

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I wonder if any medieval peasants stayed awake at night replaying awkward conversations

Just lying there in the dark thinking, “I was weird at the well”

[KJ 🐳 🏆 rip freddie @forthecanes]

not listening when people say no is kind of an established pattern with him

[Blaire Wilson Project™ @blairewilsonprj]

Yeah, but mine doesn’t have rapists so there’s that. #VegasGoldenKnights

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Those people burning sage at MSG and that one old white lady I saw throwing holy water on it worked

[Chelsea Alicia @coffeeswan]

@Steve_Dangle As an oilers fan- of course they are. Whatever the most unhinged choice is, that's the one.

[Chelsea Alicia @coffeeswan]

Basically this. Ugh.
#gocanesgo

[Sarah Donaldson @mmmmmmsarah]

on to game four. or hell. whatever. goodnight 🥱

[cow @cowincrisis]

saw you drive past the field and not wave at us. i’ll remember this.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What I find truly poetic about hippos being one of the deadliest animals on Earth is that they’re herbivores. Completely plant-based. They have no interest in eating you, they just genuinely seem to hate you on a personal level, and I respect that.

[cow @cowincrisis]

i like when the people driving past the field wave at me :)