conner

my head is swimming

[spyro776, number one gub fan 🇵🇸🐟🔥 @spyro776]

honest to god i think stop doing math might be the greatest shitpost ever made

[conner @coffergrinnin]

i don't follow every one of doug wests grammar rules. there's a handful i've picked up though. personally i put the punctuation on the inside of quotations because that is what everyone does.

[conner @coffergrinnin]

https://t.co/vryPsVIm51

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

saw a young man wearing s sweatshirt that just said "COLLEGE," as if advertising the concept

[conner @coffergrinnin]

love seeing conner o'malley on my time line

[Big Rach @googleymoogley]

in a company-wide Google meet and I somehow have the ability to mute literally anyone

[conner @coffergrinnin]

to me, the only way this is a joke is if it is interpreted as absurdist. something equivalent to responding "but wait i am a giant oak tree."

i am not a funny person.

[conner @coffergrinnin]

i am sorry but i do not find jokes founded on affirmation of the consequent funny. for example someone says "gay people love iced lavender lattes" and then a straight man quips "but wait i like lavender lattes."

[conner @coffergrinnin]

I am assuming they do this because of the limits on the number of tweets you can post a day?

[conner @coffergrinnin]

Why did this account stop posting the actual link and why does it put several uploads together? It's less convenient and it feels like it takes away something from the authors.

[arXiv math.LO Logic @mathLOb]

The reverse mathematics of the Ordered Variable Word theorem
arXiv:2606.12962

A note on uniform finiteness in weakly o-minimal theories
arXiv:2606.12982

On a local variant of the 12th Delfino problem -- the \Sigma-side
arXiv:2606.13199

[conner @coffergrinnin]

Anyway, this first article seems like it could be interesting.

[conner @coffergrinnin]

just discovered that this is a john conway joke!

https://t.co/xfTlTZDVD5

[conner @coffergrinnin]

the smallest "surprising" non-prime number is 91. divisibility by 2, 3, 5 all have easy checks and everyone knows their squares up to 144. hence we are left with 7*13=91

[conner @coffergrinnin]

@podium_language there is interesting lore here. apparently the drilling equipment on oil fields would produce some kind of petroleum build up. the guys that had to clean it off would get really soft hands.

[conner @coffergrinnin]

@dennismhogan i went to petal high school which is 20 minutes away from hattiesburg. here is the comparison for standardized exams instead of state exams. i also added lowell ma for another ma sample

[conner @coffergrinnin]

elements such that they are contributing to many monochromatic configurations at once. i would really like a resolution to conjecture 1.2.

https://t.co/U7XuVDwchd

i did not use any ai at all. since conjecture 1.2 is important to me i would prefer a human solution. (2/2)

[conner @coffergrinnin]

new preprint up! i wanted an ultrafilter proof of goswamis theorem which maybe took an hour to cook up. i realized when thinking about an infinite version of goswamis that i can really put many 'derived sets' in the same ultrafilter. this means one can choose sequence (1/2)

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

Vib-Ribbon was a 1999 PS1 miracle. The game loaded entirely into the console's RAM, letting you swap the game disc for any music CD you owned.

The game analyzed your tracks to procedurally generate levels in real time.

[conner @coffergrinnin]

is the new category of mathematical object sigma algebras

[Quanta Magazine @QuantaMagazine]

Peter Scholze (left) and Dustin Clausen are undertaking an ambitious project to generate an entire new category of mathematical objects. Their work retains all of the best parts of topological spaces — without the drawbacks. https://t.co/bNMGJruyyz

[conner @coffergrinnin]

@littmath @dab_chick @davidbessis The "in it for the math" part is the thing that's hard for me. I love math because I appreciate human effort, intelligence, and ingenuity. If a significant amount of the labor of mathematics becomes the responsibility of AI, I am unsure if I could still be "in it for the math."

[conner @coffergrinnin]

too much social commentary in this textbook

[conner @coffergrinnin]

do we think martin shkreli used the college algebra textbook i'm teaching from in his undergrad algebra class

[arXiv math.LO Logic @mathLOb]

Mauro Di Nasso, Lorenzo Luperi Baglini, Rosario Mennuni, Mariaclara Ragosta, Alessandro Vegnuti: Monochromatic sums and quotients in $\mathbb N$ https://t.co/602SVgbiQk https://t.co/zzgtvAbCC9 https://t.co/y1ALrjuTVA