Connie’s #1 Fan

Big-footed grandma.

[Connie’s #1 Fan @coffeysj]

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. I’m on a hot girl walk with my cat.

[trash jones @jzux]

“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[Connie’s #1 Fan @coffeysj]

My classroom was <70 degrees today for the first time ever (usually around 80 or higher😅). I don’t know what I did to be God’s favorite, but I ain’t mad.

[matt⸆⸉ ☁️ @dontblameducky]

(-b+-√b^2-4ac) / 2a
out tonight!

[Macklemore @macklemore]

fucked up.

[maha @mahaaaay]

if this flag offends you, i’ll help you pack

[lauren🪿 @speaklaur]

neurodivergent? uh... i'm actually more neuro hunger games myself

[Connie’s #1 Fan @coffeysj]

@livswineglasss Why did I think his sweater said “limburger hell”??😂

[Connie’s #1 Fan @coffeysj]

@livswineglasss The way that man toys with my emotions every Wednesday 😂

[Connie’s #1 Fan @coffeysj]

@tr_ash_can I have to do this to Gatorade😂

[Tony Evers @Tony4WI]

UW-WHITEWATER: You can now register to vote and make your voice heard until 10:30PM TONIGHT. Go vote at the Downtown Armory or University Center.

[Heath @LeastHesFunny_]

The 2018 John Mulaney “Horse In A Hospital” bit is still so great 😂 Best part is he doesn’t mention the name Trump at all. Oh America, you finally removed the horse from the hospital. DO NOT let it back in 😬

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

“Both sides suck!”

Sure. I hear ya. But if we decide to have another kid, I don’t want my wife to die in childbirth like a fuckin pilgrim. So I voted democrat

[Connie’s #1 Fan @coffeysj]

When there’s a sub shortage, so Ms. Frizzle helps teach science 🦎❤️

[Connie’s #1 Fan @coffeysj]

If I had a dollar for every time one of my students forgot to flush in the bathroom, I could retire right now. 😂

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Jesus Christ. Listen, if your drop your kid off a boy and he comes back a girl, take that child back to school because you took home the wrong child. Enough of this bullshit! Teachers can’t even give your kid an Advil without parental consent.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

.@KamalaHarris and I both lost a parent to cancer.

It's the kind of loss that changes your life forever. There's the time before the cancer – and the time afterward. 

Grief is already painful enough. Families shouldn't have to suffer financially on top of it all. My mom had to go back to work for a decade to pay off the hospital debt from the last week of my dad's life. 

Every family deserves affordable health care. They deserve paid family and medical leave so they can care for their loved ones. And Medicare should cover in-home health care, so our loved ones get the care they deserve.

This fight is personal to us. And we will never stop fighting for families like ours.

[Connie’s #1 Fan @coffeysj]

Listened to the @SmartLess pod with @Tim_Walz today. This is a man who really gets the importance of meeting a child’s basic needs and supporting education! As @GovEvers would say, I’m “jazzed as hell” to be voting for him and @KamalaHarris .